The Weirdest Geography Teacher in the World PART 2

1. "Thats the one with the really, really scabby front cover, that looks like its about to die.

2. " "The Countryside". god, I hate people who do "That". I'll never do that again"

3. "Cheap! Like a bird!"

4. Sir: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Kid: 'The Shining'
Sir: Yes.

5. "Toys 'r' Us. Bing! The light goes on."

6. "If you're lucky, you even get to use maps."

7. Sir: Industrial estates and business parks. Woo hoo!
Kid: What?
Sir: Industrial estates and business parks. Woo hoo! Because they're so enthralling.

8. "Vat else might ve chose?"

9. "I've got a friend, funnily enough."

10. "Where they can think about they're work. Yeah. In a posh way."

11. "I can give you a LOVELY pencil."

12. "Its like a song isn't it? 'High tech and footloose'. A very bad song.

13. "Except now you can't, because there's dead sheep everywhere. Oh well."

14. "I don't want you to stick up for me. Lovely though it is."

15. "I hate Mondays. Like Garfield."

16. Kid: You know, if you add up all your frees, you could have a whole day off.
Sir: (i'm not sure if he was being sarcastic or not) Wow! I've never thought of that before. Wow! A whole day of freedom.

17. Kid 1: I sense folliage
Sir: no, not today
Kid 2: If we ever do that again, can I be a bush or a small animal or something?
Sir: You can be a privet bush, pruned to perfection. Or a shrub.
Kid 2: Shurbs suck.

18. "We see this country struggling. We care. We'll help."

19. Kid: The biggest bean
Sir: The biggest baked bean. All the Chinese people worship it.

20. "They have ickle mouths, so they have ickle mints."