FACIAL SINS IN TEMPLE
Stamford, CT.- In old school throw down fashion, Facial battled DJs at Temple Bar’s summer kickoff party this weekend. In a scene reminiscent of a boogie down Bronx house party in the early 1980’s Facial mixed it up with three separate turntable masters. The vibe struck guitarist Sal G with such emotion he bellowed out that he would dedicate his predicted victory to Grand Master Flash. As Facial began tossing their hip-core sauce on the unsuspecting crowd, the attendees transformed into Facial Freaks. Facial chants and three separate mosh pits emerged leaving DJs no choice but to allow Facial to moisten the crowd with their original jams. The set was cut short in a scene becoming all too familiar for Facial loyalists. A woman who stood in the front row trying to woo the boy band was accidentally bumped in her unmentionables by a fan as frantic energy ripped through the crowd during their increasingly popular ballad Buffalo. Authorities were called to the scene and the woman was later heard telling police that she felt more violated than Felicia. "This is crap, if it’s not indecent exposure it’s some wanna be club chick turning Henry Hill on an innocent man," said fan Dave Moon referring to the recent occasions of Facial being forced to retire early. Facial guitarist and Juliard School of Music graduate Pope JP added, "We have an equal opportunity pit, in fact I saw one woman mixing it up real well with the men. Homegirl should have known to enjoy the action from a far or fasten up her drawers and protect herself." "If she wasn’t trying to get a better look at Graz (drummer), this would have never happened," said front man Faz. Facial kicks off their east coast tour this weekend in Queens followed by a show in the Hamptons on June 16th.
