Mike Park Myths
1. Michael Park loves milk.
2. Michael has a private yacht, and 6 personal islands.
3. Michael sleeps on a bed of money, with many beautiful ladies.
4. When he grows up, he wants to be a porn star.
5. When he's rich (because by writing this, I've already made him famous), he will buy some land, and it shall be called 'Michael Park Park'.
6. If it is particularly windy, he shall marry Rachel and it shall be named 'Michael Park Gale Park'.