The Page of Saints
Iphigenie, the patron saint of Chocolate.
Darryl, the patron saint of Brown Top Hats.
Sara, the patron saint of the "Evil Tunnel"
Salena, the patron saint of Suckers.
Sarah, the patron saint of Evil Children.
Cameron, the patron saint of Scnozberries.
Cory, the patron saint of Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Rachel, the patron saint of blueberries.
Ryan, the patron saint of the Oopma Loompas.
Matt, the patron saint of Rollerskates, Haikus, and Jews.
Sabrina, the patron saint of cool socks and Rainbow hair.
Andreas, the patron saint of being disgusted and Sweedish people.
Heather, the patron saint of Punk Rock and guys named Mick.
Spicket, the patron saint of psycadelic mushrooms.
Dustin, the patron saint of "Cotton Candy"
Nicky, the patron saint of .... um, he used to be Iphingenie's boy toy, but he's just mean now
Eli, the patron saint of blue bass guitars and polyesther pants