9/25/02: "Oh, you wanna' know where it hurts? Right around the big bloody spot!" -K.P.
9/24/02: "It's a baby devil boy! How adorable! Oh, and look! He's selline evil! We'll take a dozen!" -Sinfest
9/23/02: "You suck at life." -Joe Harb
9/22/02: "Bad shit happens, usually to me." -Don Barnett
9/21/02: "I didn't feel sick when I looked at what I created," -Sean Waterbury
9/20/02: "I get to go to lot's of over sea's places. Like Canada." -Brittney Spears
9/19/02: "And God said, "Let there be light." And man replied, "Fuck you, we have candles!'" -Ryan Buchanan
9/18/02: "Jupiter Cocunt Cyclone!" -Sailor Jupiter, SS Series. (Her and Saturn are the coolest!)
9/17/02: "Moon Prism Power!" -Sailor Moon, R Series.
9/16/02: "Life's a bitch, and then you die." -Some movie I saw
9/15/02: "You've fallen victim to the classic blunder! The most famous is, never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less famous is, never go up against a Cicilian, when death is on the line!" -Vessini, The Princess Bride
9/14/02: "This to shall pass." -Anonymous
9/13/02: "Don't worry if he dies, he'll be resurrected on Easter." -Shalane Christie
9/12/02: "Jesus loves you,but everyone else thinks you're an asshole." -Unknown
9/11/02: God bless all who died in the September 11th attacks.
9/10/02: "Jesus beat me into the ground with a stick." -Me, my Kendo teacher looks like Jesus
9/9/02: "How did you manage to get through the 50's in red velvet?" -Lestat, QotD
9/8/02: "I got the Devil's signature. WOOT!" -Sinfest
9/7/02: Just click on this...trust me. "How to be Mean to Your Kids"
9/6/02: "Umm...System of a Down?" -Joe Harb, My Friend
9/5/02: "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." -Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
9/4/02: "Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna' get." -Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
9/3/02: "Umm...He'll be back in, like, 5 minutes. He found somone's tooth in his back pocket, and it kinda' fraked him out." -James, My friend (Speaking of Dex.)
9/2/02: "Pretending to be the vampire Lestat?" -Lestat, Tale of the Body Theif
9/1/02: "An intelligent gaurd, didn't see that one coming." -Preed, Titan A.E
8/31/02: "Abba-Zabba, you're my only friend." -Half Baked
8/30/02: "Leming, to the rescue! (Promptly runs off building and drops to his death.)" The Leming, The Tick
8/29/02: "Where are you Dave?...I can't see you Dave." -The Computer, 2001 Space Odessy.
8/28/02: "Cut me in half and call me a munchkin, 'cause ding dong the witch is dead." -MacHall.com
8/27/02: "As long as it doesn't turn into a big fat orgy." -My Dad
8/26/02: "Jesus is a metal-head." -Shalane Christie, Today at Joe's
8/25/02: "Narf." -Pinky, Pinky and the Brain
8/24/02: "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." - Cameron Frye, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
8/23/02: "SPOON!" -The Tick
