10 Signs you MIGHT be a Stoner... 10. You name all your pipes and/or smoking utensils pun loaded names such as "Lesley Pipes" or "Billy Bong Thorton" 9. You have "chronic" short term memory loss. 8. Your pupils are almost always dilated. 7. You are actually able to understand the madness behind the method of movies such as "Half Baked" , "How High" , and of course ALL of the Cheech and Chong movies. 6. Occasionally you'll blurt out some crazy off the wall comment such as "The sky isn't really blue - it's pink" for no reason other than for the shits and giggles. 5. You've got perma-grin. 4. Your friends barely recognize you when you're not chink eyed. 3. You will actually sit down and make out a list like this. 2. You consider hackey-sack to be an art form of large proportions. ...and the number one sign you MIGHT be a stoner is.... 1. You're not anywhere near right in the head (simply put: You got "Nucking Futs") if you go a day without chief'n on the herb! |