To anyone whose sites I stole these sounds from - thank you, I don't know who you are, you don't know who you are and you have no way of proving that it was me but thank you. And if I didn't steal sounds from your Family Guy site but you HAVE a Family Guy site then THANK YOU for gracing the internet with such fine material.
The best way to get them working is to right click, click on save as and open it from your computer. It should work much faster. THEY DO ACTUALLY WORK!!!!!!!!!