Geez, Cleveland, what did you do, sell your body to science? Ccuz you know, I've thought of doing that.

Well, I'm gettin something special too, and by special I don't mean special like that Kleinerman boy down the street, more special like Special K, the cereal. And what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter what ever happened to K Ballard? YOu know if you said mallard and you had a cold it would wound like Ballard. Do you listen to yourself when you talk? I drift in and out.

Oh my god, it's better than I thought. An Audi. I'm gettin a car! Uh Peter, there's a T in there, that says audit. No Brian, it's a foreign car. The T is silent.

OH man, If I knew I could write off medical stuff I wouldn't have gone with that discount surgeon Did that kill me? Yeah, I was afraid of that....

Well you don't owe any additional money, but you're not entitled to a refund. Awww! Mr. Griffin are you ok? I'm sorry I still haven't gotten over the loss of Party of Five. It's going to take me awhile to get over it. Now what where you saying? You're not entitled to a refund. Awww! I'm sorry, come again. No refund. Awww! Was that for Party of Five also? No that was for my refund. What the hell is Party of Five?

....Can't touch me....

Listen to me. I used to be the laughing stock around here until my country invaded Kuwait. Now I have a seat in the 3rd row!

Good morning Joe. Peter, what are you doing in my pool? This is the newest province of Petoria. I call it Joe-hio. What, you can't just come over here and annex my pool! Oh yeah well according to paragraph 7 sentence 3 word 8 of the Geneva convention: 'the'. So tough luck Swanson.

Well, I guess the world will show me a little more respect now. Dad, I tried to go to school, but this guy won't let me. Oh yeah, him and what army! The U.S. army. Oo, that's a good army.

Stewie, is that you? scamper scamper thud Peter, stop staring at my chest! BRIAN: Oh, sorry Lois.

See Lois, I told you we had allies.

And that's the story of Petoria. A little nation that 200 years ago seceded and repatriated in less than a week. Any questions? Yeah, uh, I don't get it. So can the family understand the baby....or, uh, what's the deal with that??

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