Keanu Reeves, wow!

Talk damn you! I know you've been plotting to foil my plans for world domination. Who are you working for?! The Lybians? The French?

Um, how old do you think daddy is? Forty-two. OH, I mean...daddy's old! I think he's seven!

Did you hear that Lois?! We're going to Hollywood...where the people are sexy and funny, and they always say something funny right before the commercial break.

Catching up...okay me first, I'm in love. Oo, too much dressing. He's from the Philipines, I know, I know, I'm a rice queen. So how's the writing thingy going?

Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of? Sunshine and farts, what the hell kind of question is that??

Stop it. Stop applauding him, he's not even using real words anymore!

Woo! My god, this is unexpected. I wanna thank....

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