Wait a minute, something's different.... Holy crap, it's a gay bar!!

It's Cricket. Marvelous game really. YOu see, the bolwer hurls the ball towards the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicker keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course. -Did anybody get that?? -The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette. -Well someone tell this cigarette to shut up.

Damn British, first they took our bar, and now they're taking our friendship. What's next, apple pie, fast cars, and action films?

I've never been defeated. Except for that one time.

Aw, this is better than COPS. You know there's a fat drunk guy in there. There he is!

Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV. Or as entertaining. But, um....you know, I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway.

Dear Stewie, I want you to know I blame my father's death, and my incarceration in this hellhole, entirely on your awful mother. If it takes the rest of my life, I shall see that she suffers a slow and painful death. -Eliza HAHAH, excellent. Here, have a look. -Good. Good.

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