I hope he doesn't wait and get you a gift at the last minute again. My goodness, a human thumb. Where did you ever find this?? -It was on ebay..........aw god call an ambulance!

Hey, a black guy. OO, fun!

The Fed is going to be lowering rates, so get your money out of T-Bills and put it all into ... WAFFLES, tasty waffles with lots of syrup.

Cmon, there's worse things in the world than rain. Like spiders.

You again?!

Aw Peter, I hear music [oh baby I love you way]. I do too. From now on this'll be our song.

All we gotta do is get you fixed up, you know, get you a haircut, a good clean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH shave, maybe some cologne, the chicks will be all over you.

Mom, remember that goldfish we flushed down the toilet? He wasn't dead.

No deal! Lois may be worth a million to you, but to me she's worthless.

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. *touch*......plop -Check Please.

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