Wait a minute, something's not right here. You were only making it look like you were playing. You're a phony. Hey, this guy's a great big phony!!

...and that's Shatner, but when I freeze frame you can clearly see Lubin's coffee mug sitting on that rock... -Thank you Neil for that incredibly irrelevant presentation. We all know Captain Picard is the superior officer.

Aparently there's some law against teaching the evolutionary theory that Gil Gerard built a time machine, went back in time, and ejaculated into the primordial ooze. -This stupid country.

Give it to me! Give it to me Neil. Yeah, that'll work just fine.

This is going to be even more exciting than when Brian taught me about Christopher Columbus.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world it makes my heart burst. It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?!

Go back and bring me something with urine in it like I asked!

Remember, if you ever need me, just blow on this whistle, or call me on John Stossel's cell phone. Hugh Downs away!!

Let's watch it one more time, in super-slo-mo.

Al, why haven't I leaped?? -Uh, Ziggy says you can't leap until she loves you back.

What's going on? -Oh, we're playing House. But that boy is all tied up. -Roman Palanski's House.

Wasn't gonna jump? You're a phony! Hey everybody, this guy's a great big phony!!

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