Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Griffin? Yeah, can we listen to the claims adjuster again??

...and now here's Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast: Ollie? It's Gonna Rain!! Thanks Ollie.

Peter, calm down, everything's going to be fine. I hope so, cuz if I blow this I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the Electric Company. d. ot. dot. b. et. bet..I know that, slow it down. p. it. pit...cmon pal, it's my first day. f. at. fat...aw that's it!

So long, farewell,...

Hey, did someone choke on a roll here? Oh, no no, I spit it up.

Good afternoon everyone. As you know, we of the Christian faith believe that Jesus is not really dead, but that he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging sprit that dwells within him.

Your father's just going through a career transition, sampling a few things, searching for something that fits him just right...

The toast is ready. I'll get it Lois.

Wouldst thou take a gander underneath my frock?? Sure, whatever floats your boat.

Madeline! Go wait in the Hyundai!

Hey what's Your fat ass doing here?? He's my only means of conveyance. But I guess I do spoil him. Clearly you do. And what are You doing here Griffin??

After today, only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.

Lois: Oh, it'll be okay Chris. Remeber that episode of the Honeymooners where Ralph lost his job, but at the end of the show he didn't get it back? Peter: Oh yeah, what was up with that, that bugged the crap out of me.

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