Well, you at least have to do something besides sit on the couch all day. Alright. Brian, let's go for a walk.

It can't be any worse than last year when we all went to Sea World. And how long has THIS been going on?!!

Oh boy it's a real mess down there, Lois. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to do this in the time I quoted you earlier. .......... Hi Doreen, Yeah, um, I'm still over at the Griffin job. Tell Walter I'm not going to be able to make it over to the construction site, so um, I don't know have him send Frank or Glen or Hairlip Steve....ugh, I know, it creeps me out too.

Wilson!!! Wilson!!! My name is Voit you dumbass.

Are you up for bids too? You are just precious!

Wow. So how do you do it? Oh, you're very nice to ask. Well first I hang the ol' worm out there, they usually go for it. So I jerk em around a little, they fight for a while, and then they just lay back and accept it.

Hey, did you hear what happened with that dude from UMass? He fell off his hotel balcony. He's in a Coma! Aw man, I wanna party with him!

...well, he was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Hey Afonso. Were you on Silver Spoons? Why yes I was.

[Tom Green] Does anyone out there like me yet? Can I stop this??

Peter I need you to take out the trash Ok lois! Lois I gotta go.

My god, isn't it amazing that that's what we all look like on the inside...

$50,000? But why? To keep your mouth shut. And because the longer we stay here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no engineering background managed to build a sophisticated talking fish robot.

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