Hey, did ya have a good time last night? Smurftacular. Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette. Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started Smurfing me. Shut the smurf up. Right in the smurfin parking lot? Smurf yeah! Aw, that is freakin' smurf.

Um yeah, I'll have 3 cheeseburgers. Peter, for God's sake, she's having a baby! Oh that's right...and a kid's meal. And I ggguess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any?

No baby, but it looks like Carol is blowing a bubble. Peter, that's the head. Push, Push! I am, It won't go back in! Not you Peter. Carol you push, Peter, you pull!

Why haven't you sent for help?!!

Okay, insert rod support A into slot B. Hehe, that's what-- If you say "that's what she said" one more time, I'm gonna pop you.

Lois and I....are having another baby. We are SO throwing you a shower.

Ugh, all this time trying to keep people from having sex. Now I know how the Catholic Church feels. Ba-Zing!!

Pardon me, you with the severe aestetic deficiency....Hey ugly......Excellent, hahahahah!.....Sweet, eheheheheh.

But I don't want to go to my room, there's an evil monkey in my closet.

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