Do you have express written consent of ABC and the National Football League?? Just ABC.

...to the Kiss-coptor!

Hey I was watching that! It'll be on next Christmas. Well, who the hell knows when that's gonna be??

Damnit Peter! Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?? I'll tell you who, someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family at risk!

That's it, fish food??

So what did you get him? Gold. GOLD? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit here. Yeah, I just got him a crappy little bottle of mir. Hello! Frankencence, you always do this! Okay, okay, we'll put everything together, and put all our names on it....

No paper TOWELS?!!!!!

Ah Ah Take it off!! Take it off!!

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from his grave to feed on the flesh of the living. So we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep. Outrageous! How dare he say such blasphemy! I've gotta do something. Bob, there's nothing you Can do. Well, I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.

Plutonium. He is real!

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