famous' (Rink) quotes
"If you ask me, I don't know what I'm saying" - famous amy
Sometimes it pays to know the background of stories. During this whole conversation Sarya’s brother was pretending to be her. I don’t think she ever told anyone that though.
Sarya: I like cheese
famous: I hate cheese
Mary: Cheese is awesome.
Mia: I don't like cheese.
Athaleon: Cheese is eh.
Sarya: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate cheese too
Mary: I guess I could live without cheese. It makes you fat and stuff.
famous: What made you change your mind?
Sarya: I don't know.
Sarya: I like to butcher hobos down at the trainyard
Mary: I don't really like cheese in sandwiches.
famous: I like to butcher hobos near the lake.
ahmoacah: Hobos are already extinct in my neighborhood.
TOM: Cheese is great on hobos.
BurgerKing: You cruel people.
Mary: Mmm, hobocheese.
Mia: Sometimes, I don't know my sister.
Mary: I mean, uh, eww, you're gross, TOM.
TOM: Nothing tastes as good.
Sarya: Hot dogs make great bicycles
Morris: I tried to butcher a hobo once, but I got arrested for saying "hobo" instead of "shelterially disadvantaged citizen".
TOM: Morris: That's because you live in California.
BurgerKing: My hobo lives on legs and marijuana.
Sarya: I like to eat used bandaids, with sauerkraut, and mustard
Sarya: One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
Morris: TOM: It's only because the capital's in the northern part of the state, where all the hippies live.
Mia: That's a new one.
Sarya: I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper
Sarya: at the end of the class, the teacher said "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
Sarya: So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek Eek"
Sarya: I GOT AN F!
Sarya: When I told my mom about it, she said "I told you, never trust a monkey!"
Sarya: The End
ahmoacah: Riiighy.
ahmoacah: *Riiight.
Mary: Monkeys cannot be trusted.
Mary: One time, they took my cheese.