Disclaimer: Everything goes to it’s respective owner.  I didn’t create the characters or 
the plot.  Please don’t sue me.

The Making
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*Big, blank white screen, similar to... well, a big white blank screen*

Vegeta: *walking in* Alright, I am here.  *looks around* What is this?  Where’s the 
scenery? Do you expect ~me~, the prince of the Saiyajin, to wait for ~you~?

*pencil appears, and starts sketching in background.  A beach appears*

Vegeta: That’s better.  Now, am I going to perform in  this *indicates classic ‘Bad 
Guy’ shirt and yellow pants* or do I get something different?

*Pencil appears, view zooms up to Vegeta’s face (which looks bored), and sketching 
is heard*

Vegeta: That’s better. *Looks down* Are you insane??? *is wearing a hula skirt and 
holding a banjo-like instrument, with a lei*  You cannot make me wear this!!!

*pencil erases skirt, lei, and banjo-thing, & replaces with jeans and a button-up t-shirt*

Vegeta: What ~is~ this?   You’re crazy! This is as bad as the last thing!

*pencil erases outfit, then redraws as typical Vegeta armor*

Vegeta: Finally.  Now, shall we begin? *starts walking towards left side of screen*

*Eraser starts scratching away.  First, Vegeta’s feet disappear, and are replaced by 
hawk’s talons.  Then his legs become those of a zebra.  He grows a mane, and 
his face turns green.  He reaches the edge of the screen, grabs it, and drags out 
scenery of a barren, rocky mountain.  He happens to notice a pool reflecting 
his image*

Vegeta: ~WHAT~?!?!?!  Alright, you, you have three seconds to fix this! Three.... 
Two...... 

*pencil quickly returns the prince to normal*

Vegeta: I see you value your life, Earthling.  *finishes dragging in scene*

*Pencil quickly adds grass and flowers to scenery*

Vegeta: *watching*  Fine, whatever.  I can train in that just as easily as anywhere 
else. *takes fighting stance, then starts powering up*

*Pencil pops in, and starts drawing.  Hands turn into leaves, and already golden-ing 
hair becomes yellow as it transforms into petals.  Soon, a daisy is standing 
on a hilltop, with a humongous aura surrounding it.*

Vegeta: *with a face like a flower*  What did you do this time? *looks at his hands*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pencil quickly returns them to normal... leaving a daisy with hands at the end of 
leaves screaming*

Vegeta: That’s it!!!  *Ki ball forms between leaves* Ya! *energy flings at source of 
pencil*

*pencil abruptly disappears, and Vegeta returns to normal.  He smirks*

Vegeta: That out to take care of him.  *returns to training*

*At the corner of the screen, the pencil starts edging in.  It soon reaches Vegeta, 
and starts redrawing.  Vegeta is soon wearing an airforce uniform.  The 
pencil erases the background, and draws in clouds, then puts Vegeta into a 
plane*

Vegeta:  How’d you get back? Oh well, I’ll let you live.  But don’t do anything else! 
*it becomes clear that the arrogant prince is enjoying his flight*

*The pencil races ahead a few steps, and a mountain appears.  The view zooms back 
to following Vegeta, and, as it keeps up the steady pace, the plane hits the 
mountainside, and Vegeta is flying the cockpit-and not much else*

Vegeta: *throwing off the remains of the plane* All right, you...

*Screen suddenly surges upward, and only the bottom of Vegeta can be seen.  Then 
again, his head can be seen in the lower half*

Vegeta top: *bending down* Hey, what am I doing down there?

Vegeta bottom: Down there?  What are you doing up there?  *hops up to top*  Now 
see here, there can only be one of me.  That means you’ll have to die.

Vegeta top: I die?  No, it shall be you who dies!!! *both power up an energy burst*

Vegeta: Shi-ne!^ *Fires, but the pencil quickly replaces the other Vegeta with a 
curved metal wall.  The blast bounces and shoots back at Vegeta, who 
emerges slightly blackened*

^die

Vegeta: *to pencil holder*  You have gone too far!  Meet your doom! *starts firing*

*Pencil erases beam and replaces it with pansies.  When Vegeta fires, he finds 
himself spraying out flowers*

Vegeta: *furious* Who the heck is drawing this thing???? 

*view zooms out to show artist’s room*

Goku: Aw, come on, Vegeta!  You look good in flowers!  Think how much Bulma 
would like it!

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Author’s notes

Ok, this is corny, a little dumb, and just not up to par, but so what?  It’s just one of 
those ideas that pops into your head and won’t go away.  If you’ve ever 
watched Loony Toons, you ought to recognize the plot.  Basically, Vegeta 
replaces Daffy, and Goku replaces Bugs.  Hey, I couldn’t resist.  *author 
backs away from screen* Ummm, put away that mallet, please.... Uh-oh.... 
*chase scene*

Alright, now that I’ve gotten away, before you Vegeta fans start sending me death 
threats, he’s one of my favorite characters too... Being able to make fun of a 
character is one of the greatest signs of admiration.  Well, gotta go, so ’Bye for now!
             --Fanime Lynn


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