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| Somewhat Pointless Stuff (but then again, the best stuff usually is) |
| With AIM we speak the truth (mostly coherently) antisclbttrfly (5:35:18 PM): in a random thought, don't you think things would be a lot better, if things were like when we were younger when guys weren't GUYS, but just you know, boys, whatever, because i understood them as boys, but guys confuse the hell out of me |
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| I was reading my book of thoughts the other day, and ran across this kernal of wisdom from last year. "Men are just little boys with big feet" It's so true on so many levels. |
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| Last Updated 8/12/03 |
| My favorite answers to random questions.... Random question of the week: Why are guys such assholes? seriously, guys...explain yourselves "well you see, the fact that we are assholes is a great misperception.. i mean the general idea (lower abdomen) is correct, but one's vision must be blurred... we are in fact "DICKS" not out of choice... but because god gave us enough blood to run only one head at a time unfortunately the greater number of my colleagues choose the one with less altitude" Thanks Ray...clarity as usual... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Random Question of the Week: If you were never going to see me again, what would be the last thing you'd want to tell me? "I let you win" Way to put things into perspective Chris.... |
| In case you forgot, Guys suck. |
| Apparently people seem to think that I've brain washed everyone into talking like me, and supposedly that's not a good thing...whatever Suje... So for you clueless folks who find us hard to understand, I've created the..... |
| LEXICON OF RANDOMNESS |
| Ass: adj.; origin- Slim; def.- meaning bad, ie. ass is bad; ex: "That is so ass" or "I look/feel like ass" Be-ya: n./exclamation; origin- Be-ya; def.- random exclamation, having to do either with empowerment or Kristen's neice; ex: "be-YA!!" Blindsided: v.; origin- Kristen; def.- to be taken unawares by a new development; ex: "And I was like 'What?!?!' ... completely blindsided...again!!" or "Can I get some warning the next time I'm about to be blindsided" Confuzzled: adj.; origin- Cookie; def.- to be in a state of perplexment; ex: "Well, now I'm confuzzled" Escapage: n.; origin- unknown; def.- removal of one's person from their typical surroundings; ex: "There needs to be escapage" *note: the suffix -age may be attached to nearly any word; ex: "Let there be grub-age" Havoc: v.; origin- derived from a need to make trouble; def.- process by which trouble is created; ex: "Tonight we will havoc" *note the usage of a traditional noun as a verb...this occurs often, for example: "Shall we housing office?" or "I need to ATM" GPA: n.; origin- Chris; def.- don't ask; ex: "You're thinking about my GPA aren't you? Herro: greeting; origin- Chinako; def.- altered form of hello; ex: "Herro Lady" HoCakes: pronoun; origin- Slim; def.- unclear, though derogatory connotation; ex: "Settle down HoCakes" It's like...Dang: excl.; origin- Moto; def.- response to extreme stupidity, idiocy, or lenghty periods of airport waiting; ex: "What took you so long? It's like...Dang" * Lame: excl./adj.; origin- Moto; def.- An ending to a story detailing complete stupidity and/or frsutration resulting from contact with people; ex: "...is that not the most idiotic thing?!? LAAAAAME!" or "um, yeah...lame" Loopy: adj.; origin- unknown; def.- temporary insanity associated with either an excess of caffeine or a lack of sleep, commonly mistaken for intoxication; ex: "...And then I was all loopy" *note: may also be used in an altered form as a noun, ex: "There was loopiness" or "Must harness the loopy" -ness: suffix; origin- Sara; def.- As with -age, suffix that can be added to change the meaning of the word; ex: "We have meeting-ness" or "She's got paint-ness all over" Pimpjuice(s): adj.; origin- Slim; def.- meaning good, the antithesis of ass; ex: "That is so pimpjuice" or "Ass is bad, pimpjuices are good" Processing: v.; origin- too much training; def.- intense thinking and mental debate over one subject, typically associated with a "processing face" and/or gesture; ex: "Here, talk to Chinako, I'm processing" Rifting: v.; origin- uncertain; def.- to be at odds, to experience inexplicable periods of intergroup psuedo-angst; ex: "Ooh, we are so rifting" or "Rift!! Rift!!" (this is traditionally accompanied by hand motions suggesting division) Swirling: n.; origin- Kristen's finals week insanity; def.- sensation created by constant, erract motion of the contents of one's brain; ex: "paper, crazy, swirling, write, mindless...." Tammy: n. and adj.; origin- Cookie; def.- Kristen's alter ego; also used to describe anything slutty or prostitute-like; "You're wearing a Tammy Shirt!!" or "I just had a total Tammy moment" Tofurkey: n.; origin- uknown; def.- A tofu-based turkey substitute, commonly associated with havoc and loopiness; ex: "oooh...Tofurkey!" or "Take a picture of me with the Tofurkey" * Tramposo: n./excl.; origin- Kristen and Spanish; def.- meaning tricky, deceptive, cheater..or as something to say when there are pauses, note must be used at twice the approriate volume. ex: "Oooh, tramposo" or "TRAMPOSO!!!!" What!?!?: question/excl.; origin- Kristen; def.- Typical response to blindsiding, commonly coupled with a characteristic gesture and/or a "processing face"; ex: "Huh? What do you mean?!? Wha? What!?!?" Witness: n.; origin- unsure; def.- a reaffirming response, typically registered as an "amen", ex: "Can I get a witness?" more to come...submit lexicon addition requests to the questbook... |
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