Liars, Guns and Money, Part 2: "With Friends Like These"

Chiana (to Rygel): this has got to be a first. We're rich, you're miserable.

Chiana: I'm going to get some Bennigan fire silk. It's for my bed.
Rygel: (chuckles) Everytime I think that there's more to you than pushed up bloomers and a corset, you disappoint me.
Chiana: From you I'll take that as a compliment (kisses him)

D'Argo: The command, for a microt, I was ready to take Crichton by force and deliver him to Scorpious. It was all I could do to stop myself.
Chiana: Crichton is your friend.
D'Argo: Jothee is my blood, my child. All I have left of my wife. Now why is that not enough?

Aeryn: Forever the optimist.
John: Yeah, well it's a common human trait. In humans with a death wish.

John: Three, we need a Tavloid.
Rygel & D'Argo: Tavlek!

John: We can get your son back and we can kill that cadaverous son of a bitch but we have to do it now.

John: Okay leather face, your turn.
Vision Scorpious: You never cease to amaze me John.
John: Man, that's the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, that's a classic.
Vision Scorpy: You weren't supposed to be able to initiate a conversation with the neural implant.
John: Yeah, kinda sucks having someone inside your head doesn't it?
Vision Scorpy: No matter. The task is almost complete. It wasn't easy. There are vast regions of your brain that are filled with nothing but gibberish.
John: That would be high school. Like it or not Scorpy I know how you think. We're sharing now and that's how I'm going to beat you.
Vision Scorpy: Perhaps you only believe that because that's what we want you to think.

Natira: Without me you'd still be the same angry hot headed young creature I took in so many cycles ago.
Scorpious: Without me, you're head among other things, would be a trophy on the wall of Peacekeeper command.
Natira: See, we were made for each other.

Chiana: Well it's always good to have a little something tucked away when all hedzmana breaks loose. (opens crate) Empty.
Rygel: What the frell, it's gone!
Chiana: Someone's beaten us to it.
Rygel: But who? Crichton's too…honorable.
Chiana: Aeryn's too dull.
Rygel: D'Argo's too…
Chiana: Say it.
Rygel: Simple.
Chiana: Well yeah, but he's not a thief.
Rygel: Somebody is. We've been robbed!

Rygel: (laughing) I trust you're well.
Chiana: I asked you for help.
Rygel: What the yotz were those creatures. They looked like…
Chiana: Our money. Our money's alive!
Rygel: You realize what that means.
Chiana: They're eating the ship.
Rygel: Yes but, we're poor.

John: Howdy Bekhesh meet Wynonna (hit's him) Lights go out Gauntlet comes off…unless it's already off.

Bekhesh: A lifetime of killing and extortion takes its toll.
John: Yeah, especially on those you kill and extort.

John: I need your gauntlet.
Bekhesh: No, it's a tool of destruction.
John: That's why I want it.

Rygel: This is your fault.
Stark: My fault, my fault, this is your fault you were on the inside, you stole the wrong container.
Rygel: With the device you gave me. I did precisely what I was supposed to, I was heroic.
Zhaan: Shut up both of you. The fault lies with all of us. We brought these creatures aboard. Moya is suffering because of us.

(Sheyang blasts little fireball at Aeryn)
Aeryn: I've seen bigger.
Sheyang: I can do better.
Aeryn: You'll have to.

Bank Assistant: A Luxan Sabaccean hybrid?
Bracka: Despite Peacekeeper Command efforts to keep the bloodlines pure there seems to be a few more of them every cycle.
Scorpious: Have you got something against hybrids, hmmm?
Bracka: No, of course no sir, not at all.

Scorpious: Ka Jothee is it?
Jothee: What the frell are you? Some kind of mutant?

Stark: You murdered my people Scorpious, thousands of Banaks as if they were nothing and all for one boy. Well go ahead and kill Jothee if you want because he means nothing to me. You're not getting Crichton.

Chiana: If Jothee dies I will not wait for D'Argo. I'll kill you myself.

(After sex scene between Natira and Scorpious)
Scorpious: Well now that brings back memories.
Natira: Does it hurt as much as it used to?
Scorpious: The sensation is, well more complicated than pain.

Rygel: Now that we have reached Zanetian Territory, I have a task to perform. And while it pains me to leave you at such a crucial juncture, I will not shirk my duty. The Zanetian pirates await. Good luck and farewell.
Chiana: You always know when to run.

Rygel: We had a truce.
Durka: When I'm finished with you Dominar death himself will pray for you.
Rygel: I thought you may say something like that. Ha ha (stabs Durka)

John (to Bekhesh): You know flossing could help you with that gingivitis (Bekhesh sighs) Whoa.

Sheyang: Tavleks are treacherous scum, criminals.
Chiana: So is everybody on this ship. You are being paid to work together.
Rygel: That's right (drops Durka's severed head) And that's what we do to people who don't.
Chiana: Good work Ryg.
Rygel: You're here to do a job. Start acting like professionals.

D'Argo: Everything you've been through, so many cycles. I'm sorry.
Jothee: Not your fault.
D'Argo: I never stopped thinking about you, trying to find you. I almost lost hope.
Jothee: I didn't. I knew you would come for me.
D'Argo: (hugging him) My son, my son.

D'Argo: How did you escape Scorpious?
Jothee: He let me go.
D'Argo: He what?
Aeryn: Why?
D'Argo: Oh no.

John: You want the wormhole technology, I want your implant out of my head. So finally the rift between us is not so great. You do what you gotta do. You win.
Scorpious: As if there was ever any doubt.