Liars, Guns and Money, Part 3: "Plan B"

John: All right Frankenstein (pronounce Frankensteen) let's get it on, get your property out of my head.

John: Nothing forced me here. Annual check-ups are essential to good health.

John (on video): This thing in my head, this chip, part of me now wants it to control me, so I'm going to go to Scorpy and have him take it out before it's too late. Before I no longer want it gone. Good-bye my friends. Least by swapping myself for Jothee I can do you some good.
Aeryn: You see how you misread him?
D'Argo: Yes.

Rorf: I think this whole idea rots. I want…
Stark: I want, I want, my side your side, all of you I want…
Rorf: What's the matter with you Frek face?
Stark: Matter, matter I'll tell you matter, matter, matter, matter, matter. Scorpious killed ten thousand of my people. Ten thousand cast into space. Ten thousand souls scream in my brain. The chair, the chair remember the chair?
Rorf: What chair? This Frek is crazy.
Stark: Do you agree, agree will you agree?
Rorf: Will you fight like this down there?
Stark: Of course, of course, no hands, no hands!
Rorf: Then I change my mind Zelkin, (growls) this one has the spirit of the hunter and not the prey.

John: It's kinda hard not to flinch here Scorpy with Frau Blucher tickling my prostate.

John: See Flavious Scorpious here wants to visit foreign lands, meet foreign people and conquer them.

Crais: How long has Scorpious held Crichton.
Aeryn: Four arns.
Crais: Then I recommend you bring down a basket without any holes so that Crichton's liquid remains are not lost. He's already dead Aeryn.

Rorf: What are you doing with that head?
Rygel (holding Durka's severed head): He's an old enemy. I like that he doesn't talk back.

Scorpious (in John's brain): When we reach my ship and I remove my neuro-clone, your death will be painless.
John: Screw this. (Scorpious stabs him in the back and he falls) I can't move. God I can't move.

Aeryn: You can have anything you want, anything.
Crais: Aeryn Sun are you offering yourself? Crichton, if he's alive, must mean a great deal to you.
Aeryn: You can take what you want and I won't stop you.

Aeryn: Are you ready to go down now and save Crichton?
Zelkin: But we all heard his transmission. What if Crichton's worse and won't be rescued?
Aeryn: Well that's easy, I put a bullet in Crichton's head and end it.

Scorpious: Good news, I'm always suspicious of good news.

Natira: Human, you are surprising. I've never seen Scorpious worry about anyone as much as you.
John: Don't be jealous Frau Blucher, he only loves me for my mind. You should come in and visit sometime.
Natira: Why would I ever want to go inside you?
John: So the Scorpious in my head can tell you exactly how he's going to kill you.
Natira: Well I can tell you, you're about to taste blood. (hits him)
John: Was that good for you?
Natira: Yes.

Natira: Blue eyes, look out at that. That is the last sight your eyes will ever see.
John: You are one sick puppy. Scorpious has to kill me and you're still getting your jollies.

John: Oh dear, dear, dear, what has Moya done here? You're so screwed Medusa.

Rorf (to Natira): Let us go you bitch.

(D'Argo throws Qualta blade at soldier)
Aeryn: Good shot.
D'Argo: I was aiming for between his eyes.

(Lights come on and bodies are everywhere)
Bekhesh (to Aeryn): For someone who couldn't see, you did okay.

John: Aeryn, I'm going to go to Scorpious.
Aeryn: Frell you are! (knocks him out)

Bekhesh: I didn't plan on becoming a deposit.

Bekhesh: Farewell my friends and thank you for teaching me to kill again.

John: D'Argo, kill me. D'Argo please, kill me.