LOOSING TIME

Chiana: I'm sick of running to the ends of fekik because he's got a belliun up his butt.

Jool: I'm with Miss Monochrome. Let's just get the frell out of here.

Chiana: Are you sure you bled?
John: Yes I bled, you don't make something up…it was like a lake of blood, it was biblical.

John: I am bleeding and I have no wounds so I'm either St. John of the Uncharted Territories or there's something very very wrong with me.

Chiana: What if I have to piss?
D'Argo: Well then, we will all urinate together.
Chiana: You promise?

Jool: Shoot him, shoot him now, you're the warrior shoot him now.
D'Argo: Alright, with what, my nose?

D'Argo: Actually, now that you mention it I've been feeling a little angry.
John: That's normal for you.

Chiana: Why do you believe a word that thing inside Pilot is saying?
John: I don't have to believe it Chiana but something made me bleed and it made all of us shake like a sheep in Arkansas.
D'Argo: Well I think I should just grab my Qualta rifle, stick it in its mouth and say "Hey, get out of Pilot".
John: And what are you going to do if it says no?

John: Kiss my butt. If I'm Linda Blair why am I telling you guys anything?
Jool: Well it would be the smart thing to do if later you need to appear innocent.
John: I'm not that smart.
Jool: I thought of that. I still think you're the best candidate.
John: Right. Opinion noted. Leave me alone.

Scorpious: (after they find the pilot liquefied) Your pilot's integrity is ah, well, it is definitely not intact.

John: My dad's name was Jack, my dog's name was Hubble. I lost my virginity to Karen Shaw in the back of a four by.
D'Argo: Ah how old were you?
John: Sixteen.
D'Argo: I was seven.

John: Alright we don't understand the R2-D2 crap, we're gonna use Star Trek system, one blink for yes, two blinks for no.

Chiana (possessed): Love this tight body.
John: Whoa, we all love this body okay, you sit we'll sit later I'll call you, you're in the book right?

John: (leaving after alien "sipped") That's not natural. Good god.

John: (to Tallip) So, let's make a deal. You turn this ship around, head back to your cluster, we'll tell you who the rider is and you two can play "pick the friendly alien in your neighborhood."

Tallip: How do I know one of you is not infected. That this is not the rider's plan?
D'Argo: It's not believe me, this plan is so bad it has to be ours.

John: You remember what happened here last time don't you? I'm not talking about the sex thing, that was great, but I'm not talking about it.

John: Oh relax Casper, I'm not here to interrupt your blissing, too much makes you go blind though you know.

Jool: I feel like I had a spiritual enema.

John: Hey doc, how come I bled and you guys didn't?
Jool: Well that's obvious. You bled because you're an irritating and inferior species. Good night.

(In dream)Scorpious (looking at door with worm hole): I found it.
John: You found nothing Scorpy. You missed it. You missed the whole thing. Game over. (throws him in)