Relativity

Stark: Rygel! (wakes him up)
Rygel: I may be small but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level.
Stark: (grabs himself) What's the matter, didn't sleep well?
Rygel: How could I, with them on the other side of this very thin bulkhead.
Stark: A bit noisy were they?
Rygel: She was bad enough, but Crichton, he was louder than she was. He actually sounded like he was exerting himself. What kind of male is he anyway? They're between bouts give them a few microts.

John: Hang on. (bangs on wall and makes noises)
Aeryn: You were louder than that believe it or not.

Stark: (repeating) Friend or foe.
Rygel: Will you shut the frell up! Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.

Stark: We've got to do something, there's nothing to do. Crichton you always have a plan. Well sometimes.

John: Will they're either after us or not. We left a trail Stevie Wonder could follow.

Aeryn: Wait. Oarusk fruit (breaks open and it fizzes)
John: Remind me not to put that on my Cocoa Puffs.

Rygel: Stop that (hic) incessant (hic) humming.
Stark: When you stop that hiccupping.
Rygel: I (hic) hiccup when I'm (hic) nervous.
Stark: Well I hum when I'm nervous.
Rygel: A (hic) hiccup is involuntary you pellish (hic) venker. Humming isn't!

John: (steam erupts from a hole in ground) Okay welcome to the butt hole of the universe.

Crais: I've been hit.
John: Ah hell that's ugly. I gotta find Aeryn.
Crais: Crichton don't you leave me. The retrieval squad they're using Colartas.
John: They're using what?
Crais: Expert trackers. You leave me here bleeding they will find me and kill me.
John: And?

Stark: But what if the others aren't back by then?
Rygel: They're up against a Peacekeeper retrieval squad out there. Don't delude yourself farbot, they're probably never coming back.

John: (putting stinky gel on Crais and himself) Here smell that. If this doesn't cover our scent, or kill it, I don't know what will. Yeah it's good here you go spread it around don't forget to cover your private bits.

John: As long as you're here, these Pina Colada things chasing us are they everything Crais has cracked them up to be?
Scorpy Clone: Oh yes, in that at least Crais has been completely forthright.
John: Where has he not been forthright?

Stark:You really have three stomachs and the smallest little heart I've ever seen.
Rygel: Help me please Stark, help.

John (to Crais): You know I always wondered why a swinging cat like you would be way out here in the boondocks. Why you wanted so bad to be Talyn's prom date and then suddenly it all came very clear to me. You need us. You knew we wouldn't lift a finger to help you but we would do anything to protect Talyn. The Peacekeepers, they're not only after Talyn, they're after you. From the moment you set foot on Moya, you knew that this day was coming and you kept us as allies when they came gunnin'.

John: If you're what the retrieval squad wants, brother this is their lucky day. (pours water on him). Hey boys, can you smell him now? Oh Pina Colortas!

Aeryn: Or are you ashamed of your sentiment?
Xhalax Sun: Yes I am and I paid for it. My superior officers knew I visited you that night they interrogated me and I professed my attraction for a certain Peacekeeper officer.
Aeryn: My father.
Xhalax Sun: Yes, Talyn. He was older than I was, no longer as effective in battle. But my superior officers didn't want to loose me so they gave me a chance to redeem myself.
Aeryn: What did you do to redeem yourself? How did you redeem yourself?
Xhalax Sun: By killing your father.

Aeryn: What about Rygel, is he dead?
Stark: He died for several microts but I managed to get his little heart beating again then I sewed the wound closed with the vines the restorative vines, but I'm no diagnosin. I don't know what else to do.

Xhalax Sun (to Aeryn): (after watching vid) This is dead history. Your father is dead. And you, you will face a Peacekeeper tribunal on a charge of high treason.

Rygel: Have you seen these so called stitches? Who did this to me?
Stark: I did.
Rygel: Oh great a one-eyed hingmot with no 3-D vision. How many of my organs did you puncture?
Stark: I saved your life!
Rygel: Saved my life! Look, look. You sewed this to me. My robes. You sewed my robes to my chest.

Aeryn: My corruption began the moment I was conceived.
Xhalax Sun: No!
Aeryn: Don't you see my independence comes from you anyway. I grew up wanting to be just like a woman I'd only seen once.
Xhalax Sun: You are a traitor.
Aeryn: I am the part of you that wanted to be a rebel. The part of you that knew deep down inside what was right.
Xhalax Sun: Shut up. Aeryn: You've resisted Peacekeeper doctrine before…
Xhalax Sun: Shut up.
Aeryn: Why can't you do it again?
Xhalax Sun: You are an aberration!
Aeryn: I am your child.

Xhalax Sun: Coward, she can't kill me.
Aeryn: I am right aren't I? We let you live, you come and you find us again.
Xhalax Sun: What do you expect me to lie? To beg for my life? Crais is right. I will hunt you down and I will kill you.
Aeryn: Good-bye mother.

Rygel: Does it look alright?
Stark: You're as handsome as you ever were. And all things considered you know Rygel you're lucky just to be alive again.
Rygel: Alive again?
Stark: Yes for a while there you were dead.
Rygel: No.
Stark: Yes and when I joined with you to bring you back I met with Zhaan.
Rygel: Zhaan?
Stark: Yes.
Rygel: That's why you stitched the frelling tunic to my chest you were busy hallucinating.
Stark: She looked contented. She whispered to me Kala…kalash…atir…Kalash…atir…maz…
Rygel: What?
Stark: It's a prayer of guardianship. She is watching over us.

Aeryn: It is all we can do.
John: Yeah, it's just a large part of Crais's psyche will now reside in Talyn.
Aeryn: It's the only way to bring Talyn back to life.

Aeryn: My… Xhalax was my last connection to the Peacekeepers. All my ties to them are now completely severed.
John: I know.