John Quixote

Game Princess Aeryn: Help!
John: Cool. Now I know somebody's messing with us.

John: Zhaan.
Chiana: Yeah.
John: Oh the horror.
Chiana: The new and improved Zhaan.

John: Check this out. Brave Sir knight, I am King Arthur of Camelot. This is my loyal vassal Patsy.
Game Rygel: Bollocks! You're a pimped out arrogant fleshie who wants to use my road while none shall pass.

John: Where's Chiana?
Game D'Argo: Ah she's too bony. Probably tastes like fish. You don't want to eat her. The bloody bitch bites.

Game Jool: How come nobody ever wants to eat me?

John: You know this would be vaguely amusing if I wasn't in a hurry.
Max Headroom John: It's your funeral.

Max Headroom John: That's a nice sword you got. Ever slay any dragons with it? You should give it a name. How 'bout Cameron or Uma?

John: He's not the Ogre?
Game Princess Aeryn: What Harvey? Oh heaven's no he's just an incorrigible liar, and the butler. So can I help you find some place to sheathe that sword?

Game Princess Aeryn: Why do you have to be such a monster?
Game Ogre Crais: At least I don't spend my days redecorating. What is it with women and change? Seems like nothing is ever good enough.

John: He did it didn't he? He tagged you with a microchip.
Game Aeryn: You haven't considered the possibility that I was protecting Pilot.
John: The second boot to the head convinced me otherwise.

John: Time you headed off for darker pastures and left me the hell alone.
Game Scorpy: You resist because you have hope. Hope that your friends will save you. This time it will be different. One by one, I will extinguish all your hopes. Little by little you will begin to see reason.

John: You up for this? Could be fun.
Chiana: Let's screw the pooch. I'm all about fun.

Game Princess Aeryn: (comments during fight scene) I'm not gonna cleanup.
C'mon Harvey. Stop fighting like a girl.
Redecoratin'…blood everywhere.
She just killed you.
Honey, the butler's dead.
Oh child.
Well, she done it now.

Chiana: She is not the Princess.
Game Princess Aeryn: What? Oh well I'm not the Princess you seek, but we could still have a really good time.

Game Zhaan: Is that really you John Crichton?
John: I think, yeah. And you are?
Game Zhaan: Zhaan. For all that matters. This Stark wishes to keep you here. He blames you. Believes I died for the love of you.
John: A lot of people have died because of me.
Game Zhaan: What is it that you wish of me John Crichton? A kiss? Have you wasted my death, and the death of so many others?
John: I don't know.
Game Zhaan: Then I suggest you find out before anyone else dies for the love of you.

Chiana: Hey we're not dead. How drad is that?

John: I'm not a warrior.
Noranti: You carry a weapon.
John: Second Amendment.