MATCHMAKER 4

By:     Jigs & Officer Don	
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Rating: PG-13
Category: Action/adventure
Warnings: Possible references to scenes from the 
Premiere through 'The Ugly Truth'
Summary: John and D'Argo run into an old friend on a 
supply run.
Disclaimer: Regrettably we have no claim to Farscape; 
we're just borrowing the characters for the SACC 
FanFiction Challenge 2000.

Being in the Special Directorate had its advantages, Jena 
thought as she neared the maintenance bay. You were 
less likely to be found guilty of being irreversibly 
contaminated. After all if you didn't mix with the 
different races, how would you ever complete a mission? 
Even so, she would need to be careful how she brought 
up that subject with Aeryn Sun. Jena certainly didn't feel 
like the human contaminated her, but it was probably a 
painful subject for Aeryn. Peacekeeper training was 
difficult to ignore or overcome.
She owed the human and all of Moya's crew a lot. All 
they really wanted was to be left alone and find 
someplace to call home. There were those in High 
command who didn't like or trust the Scarran half-breed 
Scorpious. After making a copy of John's tape, which 
was surprisingly easy to do, she downloaded the logs 
from Moya's internal systems that the crew either didn't 
know about or had never bothered disabling. Jena had 
enough information to show High Command that this 
group of unlikely shipmates was not a threat to the 
Peacekeepers. And inform them that Scorpious was 
chasing something that John may or may not posses. The 
Peacekeepers had more important things to worry about 
at the moment than a lone Leviathan full of displaced 
souls, especially with the reality of the Sak'kra threat 
looming on the horizon.
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John turned to see three Tellez standing around him. To 
say he looked surprised was a supreme understatement. 
"Gammet…what are you doing here?"
Gammet smiled, "I could ask you the same thing, my 
mysterious friend."
"Well if I told you I'd be letting the cat out of the bag 
wouldn't I?"
Gammet frowned and John had to laugh, "just one of my 
Erp sayings. No one out here can understand half the 
things I say."
"You're a long way from home then?" Gammet asked, his 
curiosity getting the best of him.
"You have no idea how right you are. I'm not even in the 
neighborhood!"
"So what are you doing back on Bacca-Prime?"
"Remember that Peacekeeper?" John grinned, "she's alive 
and well on Moya. And she did ask me very nicely if I'd 
get her ship for her."
"Peacekeepers don't do nice," remarked one of the other 
Tellez.
"Jena has a way with words," John answered, still 
smiling, "and she isn't a bad frell either." He sighed, "but 
she isn't the radiant Aer…." John decided he had said a 
little too much, chastising himself mentally. He chalked it 
up to nervous tension.
Gammet smiled, "what's so important about this ship?"
Before John could answer hissing snarls filled the air 
from outside the hangar. John ran to take a look, "oh 
felling dren!" Five Sak'kras approached from the 
other side of the square. "Great! We get rid of two of 
them and five more decide to join the party!"
Turning to face Gammet he said, "there's your answer, 
Sak'kras!" John headed for Jena's star darter. It was 
time to get the hell out of here.
Gammet paled slightly; it all made sense to him now. 
"Before you go human, you had better take this," he said 
placing a small pouch in John's hand. "The Peacekeeper 
will need them."
John's confusion made Gammet grin and answer his 
unasked question. "A Luxan and a Sebacean who isn't 
Sebacean, a Leviathan named Moya, and an 
ex-Peacekeeper named Aeryn Sun." The Tellez laughed 
uproariously, "information is my business. I know all 
about you, John Crichton!"
As John tried frantically to process this information, 
Gammet ordered, "Now go! Aeryn Sun is waiting for 
you! Don't worry, we will take care of these 
Sak'kras!"
John didn't hang round to argue. It surprised him that 
information brokers like the Tellez would just give away 
their commodity for free, but then he remembered what 
D'Argo said about the Sak'kras. Perhaps the Tellez 
had a score to settle with them from the war long ago, 
along with the Hynerians, Luxans, Peacekeepers, and 
countless other races. Of course that didn't explain 
Gammet's reaction in the bar to discovering Jena was a 
Peacekeeper.
Maybe Gammet had had time to reconsider. If the 
Peacekeepers were the best defense against the 
Sak'kras, then maybe the Tellez were willing to help 
them. Too bad Jena didn't reveal she was Peacekeeper 
Special Directorate in the bar when the Sak'kra 
Empire was mentioned. If she had, Gammet might not 
have been so intent on trying to kill her for deceiving 
him.
"Good luck, Gammet, and thanks," John yelled over his 
shoulder. He was in Jena's ship, firing up the engines 
before the lizard men reached the hangar entrance. He 
lifted off and headed for the safety of Moya as fast as the 
little star darter would fly. As he pulled into the familiar 
confines of the docking bay, John wondered if the Tellez 
who aided his escape were still alive.
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Jena entered the maintenance bay to find Aeryn tinkering 
with her prowler. "Aeryn Sun, Pilot told me you were 
here."
Without stopping her work, Aeryn said, "shouldn't you be 
resting?" From anyone else the question might have 
implied concern, but Aeryn wanted nothing to do with 
Jena and her tone was far from friendly.
She didn't like disrupters and saw no reason to pretend 
otherwise. That John found her interesting was enough to 
raise Aeryn's blood pressure. The ex-Peacekeeper had 
never been impressed by any of the Special Directorate 
disrupters she had known. They were always skulking 
around, spying on enemies or their fellow Peacekeepers, 
and Aeryn didn't like deception. Confrontation was her 
style, meet the enemy head on and beat them with tactical 
prowess and superior skills, not intrigue and mendacity.
Of course Jena was aware of the contempt with which 
most of the Peacekeeper rank and file viewed the 
disrupters. She chalked it up to jealousy - only a select 
few were even considered for the elite of Peacekeeper 
High Command. The selection process was rigorous, but 
Jena completed the training at the top of her class. Oh 
yes, she was going to enjoy taking Aeryn down. Her only 
regret was that she was not in top physical condition at 
the moment and would have to limit this encounter to 
verbal sparring. Hand to hand would be much better 
exercise, but mental calisthenics would have to suffice.
"I probably should be resting, but I was never one for 
lying around." It was time to test the waters, Jena 
thought, wondering how easy it would be to get Aeryn on 
the defensive. "So tell me, how did an ex-Peacekeeper 
end up on a Leviathan prison ship full of fugitives?"
Of course she already knew the answer, but Aeryn didn't 
know that, and it was a good place to start.
Aeryn eyed Jena suspiciously. "Are you trying to pick a 
fight with me, Jena? That doesn't seem like such a 
brilliant move for a Disrupter in your current physical 
condition. I won't be provoked into a fight you."
//Really? We'll see about that! Let's try another 
approach.// Jena looked around the maintenance bay and 
spotted the odd-looking Farscape module. "What is 
that?" She asked condescendingly.
Aeryn looked up to see her staring at John's pride and 
joy. The technically challenged little shuttle had never 
been Aeryn's favorite, but she wasn't about to let Jena 
ridicule something of John's, or anything else on Moya 
for that matter.
"It's Crichton's spacecraft. He designed it himself and it 
brought him all the way across the galaxy," she explained 
proudly, defying Jena to criticize it.
"It's a piece of dren," Jena taunted, running her hand 
along the sleek lines of the module's hull. "He's braver 
than I thought."
"Yes, he's quite brave actually." Aeryn agreed, returning 
to her repair work on the prowler, "I should think he had 
demonstrated that after escaping from you a few monens 
ago." She smirked triumphantly, delighted at the 
opportunity to defend John and get a dig in a Jena.
"Oh I wouldn't say he escaped from me…but we can 
discuss that later." Jena paused, "I'm more interested in 
finding out how much you know about this human?"
Aeryn looked over at Jena, wondering what she really 
wanted, but she was eager to let her know that she knew 
more about John than she did. "I know he is intelligent 
and loyal…."
"Loyal? You make him sound like a pet…."
"Hardly," Aeryn scoffed, "what do disrupters know about 
loyalty, anyway? You spy on your own, use deceit and 
lies to accomplish your missions without a thought for 
the lives you ruin the process."
"I take it you don’t have much respect for the pride of the 
Peacekeeper High Command?"
"I find nothing to be proud of in your methods. John has 
helped me see that the Peacekeepers have a narrow, 
conceited view of the universe. Using their power 
indiscriminately to dominate and control that which does 
not belong to them."
"I see…he has been quite an influence on you to turn you 
against your own." Jena watched Aeryn with interest, 
waiting for the time to spring her trap.
"I was never one of you - was never interested in being a 
devious secret operative."
"Not interested…or not selected?"
Aeryn bristled at that comment, but refrained from taking 
the obvious bait, "I'm a pilot, a damn good one - not a 
spy. Like John, I am loyal to my friends and I’ve learned 
to choose them wisely, not blindly."
"Meaning I am not your friend…." Jena was poised like a 
tiger ready to pounce on an unsuspecting prey.
Aeryn smiled smugly, "I do not believe you know the 
meaning of the word."
"Friendship, or any emotional attachment, is a liability in 
my kind of work," Jena replied evenly. "But my job does 
allow me certain freedoms."
"How can you be free when your life is spent following 
the orders of your superiors?" Aeryn thought Jena's 
statement was ludicrous.
"Well, I don’t have to worry about being irreversibly 
contaminated, do I?" Jena smiled haughtily, knowing she 
had hit a nerve as Aeryn tensed perceptively.
"If that is meant to be an insult…." Aeryn began.
"Just a fact. My allegiances, though fleeting, can be 
quite…" she paused for emphasis, satisfying."
"What does that mean?"
"Only that I can recreate with anyone I want…."
Laughing incredulously, Aeryn sneered, "You call that a 
benefit? I think it just makes you a tralk." Inwardly 
Aeryn was quite pleased with that comeback. She didn't 
need to get Jena on the exercise mat, she could take her 
down with words alone.
This is too easy, Jena thought. //I have you now, Aeryn 
Sun!// "Maybe not always a benefit…but some of my 
liaisons have been very enjoyable."
"What is it you are trying to say?" Aeryn knew there was 
some point to this, but she didn't know what it was.
"Just that I had great fun getting to know John Crichton. 
And I'd say he did, too."
The way she said John's name made the tiny hairs on 
Aeryn's neck quiver to attention. Before she could think 
better of it, Aeryn threatened, "you stay away from 
Crichton! He’s suffered enough at the hands of the 
Peacekeepers!"
"Ahh..too late, I’m afraid."
Aeryn stopped working on the prowler and glared at her 
adversary. She didn't like Jena's implication in the least.
Buoyed by that response, Jena eagerly continued, "we 
spent time together, private time…. He is unquestionably 
the best frell I've ever had," she added offhandedly, then 
looked at Aeryn for a reaction. She wasn't disappointed.
Aeryn's face flushed instantly and her mouth dropped 
open in complete shock before she could school her 
reaction. "You're lying!"
"Am I?" Jena sidled over to Aeryn and got right in her 
face. "We spent the entire night camped by the lake after 
I rescued him from the palace. He was VERY 
appreciative and…well let's just say he was more than 
willing to…."
"I get the idea, Jena," Aeryn interrupted, clenching her 
fists at her side.
"Oh I'm not sure you do. He was so enthusiastic, so 
attentive…like he hadn't recreated in quite a while. I'm 
surprised you weren't tempted by his considerable charms 
after spending so much time with him here on Moya?" 
Jena was milking this for all it was worth, enjoying 
Aeryn's obvious distress.
"We're…shipmates…that's all." Aeryn stuttered, barely 
able to utter the words. She was getting angrier by the 
microt, and wasn't about to let Jena know that she and 
John had been intimate.
"Really? That's not what Dregon told me. He seemed to 
think you were in love with the human."
"Well, he's an idiot," Aeryn spat, then regaining a 
modicum of control she added, "personal indulgences can 
fracture a small crew."
"Don't quote the Peacekeeper hard line to me, Aeryn. I 
memorized it long ago. And besides, you aren't a 
Peacekeeper any more, now are you?"
Those words hit Aeryn like a gut kick and she turned 
away from Jena, fighting to keep her fist from smacking 
her in the face.
"Oh I checked you out, Officer Aeryn Sun, Pleisar 
Regiment, Icarion Company. I know all the sordid details 
of your contamination. I just assumed you and John had 
recreated since you were so quick to defend him to your 
captain."
"My relationship with John is none of your business!" 
Aeryn screamed angrily, but her expressive eyes gave her 
away.
Jena could see the truth there - Aeryn had strong, 
possessive feelings for John. And if her powers of 
perception were up to their usual excellence, and she was 
sure they were, Aeryn was very much in love with him, 
even if she didn't recognize it.
Listening to the tapes confirmed Jena's belief that John 
was completely in love with Aeryn. And given her rabid 
defense of him, she was sure her human friend and the 
ex-Peacekeeper had already been intimate, and probably 
more than once, if Aeryn had any sense. But she wasn't 
about to reveal that assumption now and destroy all her 
hard work!
Aeryn was tittering on the edge of an emotional 
meltdown and Jena couldn't help giving her that last little 
push.
"I suppose not. But from one woman to another, you 
don't know what you're missing. He could certainly give 
the males I've known a few pointers in how to please 
their partner." She paused for effect, giving Aeryn time to 
assimilate what she was saying. "He's so passionate - 
incredible stamina, and those breathy groans just 
before…."
"Get out of here, Jena! Or I just might forget you're 
injured…." Aeryn snarled, immediately regretting her loss 
of composure.
Jena held up her hands in surrender, "sorry…just thought 
you might benefit from my experience." She smiled with 
wicked satisfaction and ambled out of the maintenance 
bay.
Aeryn tried to contain her anger, but her frustrated 
scream reverberated in the cavernous hangar. She picked 
up the biggest wrench she could find and hurled it across 
the room, barely missing the nose section of Farscape I.
The metal tool clanged against the locker on the far side 
of the maintenance bay as the DRD's skittered toward the 
exit. The clattering sound it made seemed to echo for 
microts.
"Aeryn Sun, is there a problem?" Pilot asked, his image 
coming to life on the clamshell viewer.
"I'm fine," she snapped. Muttering under her breath, "just 
peachy." Scaling back the potency of the sarcasm she 
added curtly, " sorry to worry you, Pilot…just dropped a 
wrench."
Although absolutely certain the wrench had been hurled 
in a pique of anger, Pilot decided not to challenge her. 
The tone of her voice told him she was not in the mood 
for conversation or accusation.
"As you say…." He answered quickly as his image 
vanished.
Aeryn swung around and pounded her fist into the side of 
her beloved prowler. The nerves in her hand tingled to 
her fingertips like spiders crawling on skin, but Aeryn 
didn't seem to notice.
"Frell!" She screamed at the walls, "why did I let her get 
to me?"
"Special Directorate tralk," she cursed, stalking across 
the hangar to pick up the discarded wrench.
Seeking the comfort of familiarity, Aeryn climbed into 
the cockpit of her prowler and reflected on her 
conversation with Jena. She had to figure out how to 
reconcile the myriad of unaccustomed emotions that were 
waging war inside her.