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A really tough conversation

by Anne Dobbs

Disclaimers: I didn't make any farscape related stuff , dont sue me!

summery: In a Leviathan riunion -Pilot "tries" to make make conversation with the other Pilots , note , thats alotta Pilots!

type: commidy!

Moya orbited the planet along side the other Leviathans , her crew had invited everyone from all the other Leviathans to come over; all her chambers and corridors were crowded with aliens of thousands of different speices

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"CRICHTON!!!!!" Aeryn screamed at the top of her voice into the comms

"WHAT! THE OTHER GUYS ARE MAKING HEAPS OF NIOSE!!"

"GET THEM OUT OF MY PROWLER!!!!" They were in HER prowler without her consent and Aeryn was getting ticked off.

"SORRY! CAN'T HERE YA!" Crichton commed off, that was a big mistake , when all the visitors left she'd be in a terrible mood and kill him! Aeryn had had enough , she drew her pulse pistol and shot into the air, which silenced the room in seconds.

"GET..... OUT...... OF MY PROWLER!" The four Nebari got out quickly and scarpered before Aeryns patients wore out completely.

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Pilot sat alone in his chamber, he was lonely , even Moya was to busy talking to the other Leviathans to pay atention to him. So as a last option he contacted thier Pilots

"um , er hello" he said nervously

"Yo Pilot whats your name I'm Pilot!"

"I'm Pilot Pilot." (silly question)

"My friend Pilot said that Pilot was like killed the other day Pilot!"

"oh dear"

(another Pilot butts in)"Yo Pilot ! whos he Pilot I'm Pilot, Pilot!"

"Yeah you know that Pilot who got bagged by a PK pilot , her friend Pilot is real depressed Pilot!"

(all the others butt in) "Hi ! Pilot whos that pilot pilot , how many other pilots are there pilot !"

"uh Pilot?"

"yup!!" They all say in courus

"no not you! The other pilot, pilot!"

"which Pilot pilot!!?!"

"never you mind pilot , pilot'll tell you Pilot!"

"OH MY GOD WHICH PILOT NOT THAT PILOT BUT WHICH PILOT ,PILOT!?!"

Pilot sighed, what was the piont in this "conversation".

"Which Pilot sighed pilot , pilot and pilot!?!"

"What the pilot whos friend pilot got killed pilot?"

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Crichton squeezed through the corridors and the massive crowd, seeking santuary from all the commotion of have two thousand people on board and Aeryn and her prowler. Taking him nearly a quarter of an arn to get there he found he couldn't get the crowd to move , so it took another quarter of an arn to get in.... Finely he managed to get in.

"man it's more crowded than Wembly stadium out there!"

"pardon?" Pilot said blankly.

"nothing... anyways , I heard you were a bit lonely up here!"

"I've been talking to the other Pilot's , commander"

"Thats great , what about?"

Pilot looked imbarrased, "actually I couldn't get a striaght sentence out of any of them , and noone had the sence to comm someones ship , they kept getting confused..... Well.... They were trying to talk to one pilot , but couldn't get their attention, because we're all called Pilot!"

Crichton grinned, doing his best not to laugh but failed "hahahaha!.... Sorry Pilot , but thats just funny!"

"It's not its confusing!"

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END!!!