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"Pilot , if you let them off the ship with my credit card I'll rip your head off!!" Screamed Zhaan (Aeryn and Chiana did nothing but shop , and it wasn't their own money)

"I'll do yours before you get a chance to mine." Said Pilot , today he was being unusually nice.

Chiana and Aeryn failed to get off the ship so they went to Aeryn's chamber and painted thier nails , Rygel soon joined in .

Back inthe den Pilot talked to Moya

*Pilot* she whined *I wanna go see that Leviathan over there! It's contacting us!!*

*I can't be bothered*

*I don't care , I'm contacting it anyways!.... Waaaaaaasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!* Moya shouted , the other ships responce was to fly away from her *OI! Hello anybody home?! I said wassup!*

*Moya not know what Wassup mean but doesn't like!*

*Wait! I'm called Moya! Freaky!*

*Name your crew!*

*well there's that twirp Aeryn and....*

*Aeryn"?! Moya have an Aeryn n board!*

*Hell , my people are gonna contact you , but tell your crew not to bug Zhaan cus she'll disembowl them.*

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(on Moya from different Dimesion!)

"the other Leviathan has hailed us" announced Pilot

"onscreen" Crichton comfirmed

A delvian appeared on the veiwscreen-

"I'll kill you all damn you!!" She screamed

Everyone looked at Zhaan "Hey Zhaany , you didn't tell us you had an evil twin!" Mocked Crichton (Crichton had a thing for mocking anyone or anything he came across)

"I do not have an evil twin , this is a diiferent dimension and we may have come across Moya from this dimension . In that electrical storm , countless numbers of Moya's may become trapped in thid dimension" she said cooly.

"Yo , people , we're gonna come over , see the differences!" said Zhaan from the different dimension . "Aeryn" appeared beside her ,

"sorry , vegatable , you might kill them!"

"fine" said Zhaan from the other Moya "I'll just go releive my anger on that planet." she went off in a huff

Later on ,the transport pod docked , and these were the differnces_

Rygel from the other Dimension , was compassionate and selfless

_D'Argo was soft

_Zhaan was a murdering maniac

_Aeryn and Chiana did nothing but shop

(when they talked to pilot)

Pilot was a greedy , violent slob -("what do you mean you don't like me!?! I'll just have to kill you unless you give me five quid!")

_Stark was ----- a girl!?!

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"so , uh" Pilot said nervously , trying desperatly to make conversation with the other Pilot "Hows your Moya?"

"I dunno , havn't asked" he asnwered simpely

"How can you not know?!"

"cos I don't give a damn!"

"but she's your ship!" The other pilot yelled at him in their native language then commed off .....

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"Yo Aeryn ..... Aeryn , hows up!" said Crichton in his usual tone " wait , which ones which?"

The Aeryn in a rediculasly short pink dress said "I'm from the other Moya"

"right" Crichton said to the other Aeryn " uh , that other Pilot , yaknow , from the other Moya , yelled at ours and upset him"

"HE WHAT!!?!!"

"Agreed , lets go kick his ass" The two walked out of the chamber ,& Aeryn grabbed her gun.

The other Aeryn called after them "he's always like this!"

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Aeryn and Crichton walked triumphantly into the den.

"what did you do" asked Pilot tearfully

"Lets just say.." Crichton said , smileing at Aeryn "how well do you think He'll be able to operate his ships system with his arms tied behind his back!"

"you didn't"

"we did , hell it's just like high school, some kid beat up Bronson , so I kicked his ass!............." Aeryn and Pilot looked at him "aw never you mind."

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The plasma storm got ever bigger , from this a leviathan popped out. It hailed Moya.

"Your ship told us whats going on , but how do we get back to our original dimension" said the pilot.

"We kill you all damn you!!!!!!! KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Zhaan in her usual insane maniac killer way.

"Zhaan , we can't kill them all" whined Aeryn.

"I'll kill most of them then"

"Zhaan no, why don't you relieve your anger by going shopping? or painting your nails?"

"because I'm a maniac!!!!!!" She screamed , running out of the room waving her arms about.

Pilot frowned "is she OK?"

"yes , she's always like that" Aeryn said , and resumed painting her nails neon pink. " just scoose me but all the other pilot's , naturally not from this here dimesion , are male"

"well ,they were going to get rid of me but I co-operated"

"right, aaaaah!!!!! A giant super mall!" Aeryn ran out of the room , she'd noticed a huge mall on the planet they were orbiting , it was the only mall that could be seen from space "chiana! Chiana! SUPER MALL!!!! MUST ..... SHOP ....... SPEND.....MONEY....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! I'll get Pilots credit card!"

"you think you can wrestle it off him?"

"your right , I'll get my gun!"

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Chiana reached Pilot's chamber , and found him tied up.

"Can you please untie me? please?!"

"Nope" Chiana said and started rummaging around under Pilot's consel

"nnnno. nnno!" He said ruefully "I swear I'll give you all that money I bribed off you"

"that's exactly what you're doing now" Chiana snached up the credit card "ah ha! See you in credit card hell!" she said "from credit card heaven!"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Chiana and Aeryn spent every berinium ingot on Pilot's credit card in the super giant mall. Soon after they thought that the other from a different dimension should go into the plasma storm , maybe they could get back home from there! And they did!

THE END OF ANOTHER : MOYA'S WACKY ADVENTURES IN THE FREAKY DIMENSION!