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I'm sure this is symbolizing something. After squinting and looking at it sideways for hours I have come up with this:
Take two random shitty objects, a deer skull and a branch, and put them together. Now you have... a SUPER shitty object. Good work Georgia, but the shoddiness of your picture has nearly blinded me. I'm going to go wash my eyes out with bleach.
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I wouldn't grade this one so low if his idea was to attempt to draw a human head that had been chewed up, then let sit in stomach acid for a while. Then, the painting would have been barfed up. After that you have a few people shit on it, and there you have it, a Picasso painting.
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If that thing in the picture is supposed to be a human, it is deformed beyond belief. It's almost as bad as the one by Pablo. And what the fuck is she doing? Is that a pile of shit on a tractor behind the thing that looks remotely like a lady? I can't tell. If only Matisse had talent.
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Georgia Okeefe , age 49

Pablo Picasso, age 56

Henri Émile Benoît Matisse, age 73

Yea, I have no right to make fun of these paintings. Mine are ten times worse, but everone knows that. Some people actually like these, which is what really pisses me off. So the next time you see some crappy children artwork, just think to yourself: Its not nearly as blinding as that adult artwork!

000,000,041 people would still pay millions of dollars for these paintings.

Back to how much I suck...