The Blue Man Group Kicks Ass

For those of you wondering 'Who the fuck is The Blue Man Group?' then you do not yet know the meaning of life. They are three diabolical little fellows that are completely blue. They dress in all black. The first reason that this is cool is my website is black with blue links. Already you all can tell The Blue Man Group kicks ass. These guys aren't even human. They are like evolved forms of humans. They play percussion, which drumming is a form of. The difference is percussion instead of just involving a drum set, involves pipes and pretty much anything. They could probably find some chicks and play their boobs. They could create a whole fucking boob symphony. It would be a new hit, and all the radio stations would be playing it. These blue men make kick ass music. Back to what I said before though, they aren't even fucking human. They are evolved into cool colors, and even their balls are probably different.

Much more efficient than two balls, a blue man's ball sack contains many to produce tons of sperm.

That's right kids; I know everything about The Blue Men, even private things like their balls. One day I will meet one of The Blue Men. They will probably ignore me because they never talk, and I'm a loser. Still I will tell them how much they rule (though they don't need me to tell them, they already know). I would donate all my body parts to them just so they would play them at a concert. It would be so awesome.

They are so intimidating, as their gaze feels as if it penetrates right through you, and their scowls make you feel uncomfortable. As if they have some extra force on their side. The power of music. I'm just kidding. Music sucks. The Blue Man Group just kicks ass. I'm sure you all feel that way. 000,000,072 people would donate my body parts to The Blue Man Group. Back to how much I suck... © 2003 by Fastman