Just kidding, they look like floopies!

Sorry, I couldn't help making up a word like all of my dumbass rap brothas. Maybe now if MTV deems my website "cool", everyone will be going around calling losers floopies. Ok, back on topic... I hate these people that spend all day at the arcade playing this stupid game. For those of you who have never heard of it or seen it, I will explain it to you. It is a game that looks relatively easy. All you have to do is place your feet onto four different pads with arrows on them. The arrows point up, right, down, and left. When an arrow points in one of these directions on the screen, you place your foot on the corresponding pads. Sounds easy, right? WRONG!!1 The makers of the game switch it up on you. Not only do you sometimes half to push down two pads at once, you also have to go fast sometimes and stuff. When you go to the arcade you see these kids, playing for hours. They never mess up, and they are always doing the levels that no one else can do. Oh, and all of the mommies and daddies that brought their 7 year old kids to the arcade stand around these floopies and wish that their own child was just that cool. I would think it was cool too if it was actually dancing. Since I can't make an animated image because I'm not smart enough I will make a comic strip of what a typical few seconds of these dances look like. (Warning: Not for the faint of heart.)

Wow, I could just play for hours. Oh wait, the people that play this game get worse. They don't share! You can wait right behind them for hours and hours waiting for your turn, and they just keep going. Then when you finally decide that it is your turn, and you run up to put in your coins right when they finish, they give you one of those looks. You know like: Oh I see, well you're just a loser and I'm gonna shoot you later. It looks something like this:

Then finally, you can play. But it sucks because you have to pick an easy level, and you mess up multiple times. Then the big crowd that had gathered around the game disperses because you suck. Then when you lose the person who was playing before jumps back on and plays the hardest level there is with their back turned to the machine because they memorized it, and at the end they hit the last pads with their hands so they can bend down and look like a ninja. So after that it looks like you suck. Oh, and you wasted a quarter and 2 hours on a shitty game that only floopies are good at. It isn't even dancing, god damnit! It's just stepping around in floopish ways. Now if you want to learn dancing, just take lessons from my dawg Fat Joe. He can teach you to lean back, which is a complicated, but very cool dance move that only a genius whose first name is Fat could make up. Or you can go to your local church or synagogue where the ushers there can teach you to rock away. Wow, our generation just has the most amazing dance moves. Back to how much dancing sucks...