Welcome to the new site. It is more horrible than ever, and still a rip-off of Maddox's site. The difference is now it is even more of a rip-off. I have done this not to disrespect Maddox, but to piss off his fans. You all suck. I am the only good fan of Maddox. Don't send me mail about that statement, saying I'm a shitty fan because I ripped off his site. I'm an awesome fan, because I am making fun of all the people that like him. He hates you as much as I do. Here is a list of why you suck, and I am better than you:
1. Every single one of you go crazy when you find a site that looks like Maddox's. I read into it and find if it is good or bad.
2. You all worship Maddox, not realizing he is a shit-eating human like the rest of us. I realize Maddox's limits and don't worship him to be funny.
3. When you make fun of people you try to use Maddox-like sarcasm and jokes. ...I guess you got me there.
4. I'm going to go masturbate.
Seriously though. Just because a guy says he has huge nuts, doesn't mean you need to worship him. Here is me doing an impression of a Maddox fan:
"MADDOX HAS HUGE BALLS AND IS ONE ASS KICKING PIRATE. IM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM, AND THEN BITE AT HIS ASS UNTIL IT STARTS TO BLEED. AFTER THAT I WILL RUB THE BLOOD ALL OVER MY FACE, THEN MY PENIS TOO! HE RULES!"
Someone went a little overboard there, and yes, sadly people actually say this. I would tell you more about the shitty guy that said that, but I am tired and want to go to bed. Just trust me on this one.
Back to how much I suck...