The new cool thing to do

Well I was searching around the other day trying to find out how to be cooler. I watched trendy shows like The OC to see how I should act, and watched MTV so I knew what was cool to listen to. Then I realized that MTV didn't play music. Oh, and at the same time I realized that, I realized something else. The new cool thing to do... Hate president Bush. That's right, the man with the same last name as a plant thing that some people have in their yards and/or by their houses, and some people don't, is cool to hate. People who have never had any intrest in politics in their whole lives are stomping around yelling "fuck Bush" just because it's cool. I don't think a musical artist is going to make it in this industry unless they write some song about how much they dislike our president. Your coolness is measured by how much you discriminate him. Here's a few examples:

Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of me

Green Day - American Idiot

Eminem - Mosh

Ok, so at first it didn't really matter much. MTV seemed to favor Kerry slightly but no one was going to vote anyway so it didn't matter. Now, people who never even talked or thought about voting in their whole life are prancing around yelling how much they don't like Bush. All because it is  the cool thing to do. So if Bush is uncool, what is cool? John Kerry motha fucka!

Look at him! He is the definition of cool. If being cool was molesting little boys, John Kerry would be Micheal Jackson. Werd. Now I was never into politics, and I'm still not. But I'll tell you who I'm voting for this election. Nader. Some people tell me it is just throwing away my vote. Well its not throwing away my vote if Nader wins. Just kidding, I'm voting for Kerry. You all should have known I would since I'm so cool. Just kidding.. I'm not old enough to vote yet.. Damnit, I had such a good idea for an article and I still made it shitty. If Maddox had thought of this idea it probably would have been funny though. Oh well. Back to how much I can't vote...