Reese's Puffs are Nasty
	For those of you who don't know (I feel sorry for you people), Reese's sells candy and cereal. I sort of like their candy. That means I can eat it without throwing up. Snickers and Milky Ways on the other hand, well they are just horrible. So now we know Reese's sells two different products (candy and the cereal).      I decided to try the Reese's cereal one day, so I picked it up and took it home. Then I poured it into a bowl and attempted to eat it. I was fortunate to have a ninja attack me right when I took a bite, so only one "puff" of the cereal lurched down my throat. I was disgusted by the cereal. In the commercials they say that it is Reese's for breakfast. That you will be swirled in peanut butter and chocolaty taste. I found out that this was untrue the hard way.      So now I am on a quest. I quest to help Reese's make a better product. I have created a cereal called "Fece's Puffs". I even made a commercial!
				Now all I can do is hope that an executive from Reese's company will come across my page, and learn that there is a better product than Reese's for breakfast. We can have Fece's for breakfast. It tastes better, can be made on your own, and you get a Star Wars prize in every Fece's box (I know it sucks, but its better than just some crappy food without a toy). Note: No animals were hurt in the making of this product... except cows, which we squeeze until extra poop comes out to make even more of America's favorite cereal. 000,000,047 people are now craving the new hit cereal, Fece's Puffs. Back to how much I suck...
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