Hate Mail

The following is hate mail that I have recieved. If you want your information removed, notify me.

From:  heavyk298@yahoo,com Subject: SiteF Stop copying off Maddox, he is cool, but you are not. I've had more character in a toilet. Rap music is not gay, if you'd listen to some decent rap like 2pac, maybe you wouldn't feel that way. If you were through what many rappers grew up in, you'd relate to them. Don't be mad because your mom and dad didn't buy you a new car.

Ok, I am going to break this up by sentences. First, you said to stop copying off Maddox. No. Next you say you have had more character in a toilet. You take really extreme shits. Next, I never said rap was gay. It has to be straight. After all, these guys are saying they fuck tons of hoes and bitches. Oh, and listening to decent rap like 2pac. There is not such thing as decent rap. After that, you said that if you went through what the rappers grew up in, you'd relate to them. Yea, no shit. It would be pretty easy to relate to someone who grew up just like you. Sorry, but I can't, relate, but you made a really good point. Ah, and your last sentence. Well I don't want a car, and I'm only 11, so I wouldn't be able to drive it anyway. Who needs a car though, when you have the speed machine!

Look upon and fear...

Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003 00:17:49 -0800 (PST) From:  "dip shitte" <spaceheater500@yahoo.com> Subject:  siteF To: fastmanfunnay@yahoo.com CC: fastmanfunnay@yahoo.com dude you are the worst kinda person---no inspired pathetic knock off loser. i'll bet i could kick the shit out of you. i'll bet you'll shit your pants and kiss my ass after you see the picture i included. you are the reason abortion is still legal. i'll just about bet your moms stinky clam that your gunna cry like a little bitch and delete this as soon as you read it--as well as spend the rest of your life trying toforget how much of a little bitch boy i made you look like with this.unlike you i'm not afraid to say my real name you pussy-Josh Evans- i doubt you'd ever have the balls to tell me your name{expecialy after seeing what my pic looks like} let alone your town & state{ Neosho, MO} or telephone nomber(1-417-455-2533} yeah thats right crackhead start bawling like a little bitch and shut your pussy ass sight done. no one likes you. not even yor mom.if your ever in MO look me up and i'll hand your village people sailor ass to you.stop wasting my time. First I would like to say that this guy sent me this same exact email three times. I guess it took three times of me seeing all of his mistakes to see that he must be mentally retarded. Grammar, punctuation, and spelling errors are in red. Underlined sentences are sentences I don't understand all together. Now you say that I am the reason abortion is still legal. I do not understand this sentence. How is a website about nothing, that nobody reads keep abortion legal? If anyone can answer that, they can email me. You obviously have a betting problem too. In your second, third, and fourth sentences, you start with i'll bet. Seriously, if we were betting, you would lose all of them. Why should I stop wasting your time? I'm not even doing it, you waste your own time, going to my site. I'm too pussy to give out my information... Yea, you're right. Don't hand me my village people sailor ass, you can keep it. Finally, you made a big deal, about your picture and all. Well here is my picture for you:

This picture actually looks more real than the one he gave me.

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