Jokes are horrible
	You know something I really hate? Jokes. They are never funny, yet people tell them in hopes of making others laugh. It is an amazing phenomenon. Sometimes if a guy is really original he will start jokes off with: "So this guy walks into a bar..." "Knock-Knock" or "Why did the _______ cross the road?" These and all other jokes are rarely ever funny. The other day, a kid came up to me, and said "Here is a joke, and preceded with some nonsense bullshit story, with a pun that didn't impress me. Here is what happened:
			If someone were to tell me a joke right now I would plow my knee through their stomach, pull out their heart, and then force their heart down their throat. No, seriously. I would. Of course, only if I wasn't already put to sleep by their rambling.      The people telling the joke never even try to pretend it really happened. They say "Here is a joke." and continue with their dull and stupid joke. Everyone hates jokes. They aren't funny. In fact, they are downright boring. They are the one thing keeping some losers alive. The losers whose purpose in life is to tell as many jokes as possible, and use this power to kill off the whole human race (much like Drew Carey). I'm all for humor, but jokes are the complete opposite. 000,000,011 people committed suicide after realizing they had been telling jokes all their lives. Back to how much I suck... © 2003 by Fastman