I'm not the only one looking at their tits
			Ok, if there was one thing women did to piss me off (and believe me, there's more than one) it would have to be this. It doesn't matter what show or movie you're watching. It could be a stupid rap music video, the movie Old School, or even a shit show like Survivor. You can be sitting on your couch staring at some hot girl's breasts when out of nowhere you hear some jealous tiny-titted bitch say "Those aren't real you know." Right when I'm starting to forget they are in the room, and right when I am enjoying whatever I am watching they have to interrupt just to say that. Yea you dumb bitch, her tits might be fake but they're a hell of a lot bigger than yours. They think they are making a point, making guys think 'ew fake boobs, I don't like her anymore. If I touch them I might get cancer' Well it doesn't work, so ha! God, it just shows how jealous women with small boobs are. They are a whole different race of women it's like. I like to call this race of women microtitilies or pre-teens.
		What is your point? And what do you mean by "fake" anyway. They look pretty real to me. The way I see it, if I can touch them, they are real. Only lesbians and bisexual women should be looking at tits. Then lesbians should all be shot. The all homophobes should be shot. The end. Every time a women makes a comment on someone's breasts, their own shrink a little. Sometimes a girl may be completely flat-chested and some other woman watching her feels obligated to say "Well at least we know hers are real..." Just be quiet and let me watch my movie. When I see a guy on T.V. that has large pectoral muscles do I say "Don't look at him, he got pec implants"? No, I and every other man watching just feels the urge to go do a workout at the gym. But never fear! This urge will only last a few seconds so you can stay on your couch. The next time a female comments on another girl's breasts, instead of saying "Shut up bitch!" and shooting her, I'll just buy her implants. Even after yelling and shooting at a woman, they are still going to try to remind every guy in the world that Pamela Anderson has fake boobs. Hell, even if you kill her she will come back to life if there is silicon in sight. So the best we can do is to give them their plastic surgery and finally shut them up for good. 000,000,000,000,000 women bitched about fake tits until they got theirs. Back to how much I suck...