I'm back, bitches.
		Ha ha! Check it out. I have Chappelles head and his penis. That took me like four hours to make, so excuse the fact that it looks like shit. It was like I was drawing a marathon. Did I mention I put a rainbow penis on him? Anyway, I was tired of mail I was getting me telling me how awesome I was, so I decided to update my website. I know its been a long time, like 2 or 3 weeks, but I've been noticing things. Hair is growing in places its never been before. I don't know many kids who actually start getting their pubes at 11! My dad told me his didn't come in till he was 17. I guess I'm an early bloomer. Ok, now that I've said what I wanted to say, I would like to talk on and on about something that pisses me off. What is it? Maddox fans. Maddox fans are a race of internet dick suckers. ?You can find a large abundance of these nuisances at maddoxmania.com.
		Every word that comes out of their mouths is slightly surpressed because their is always a dick in it. The maker of the website, Wench, has it's own language consisting of the phrases "everyone wants those same nuts in their mouths" and is always asking questions such as "Do you want to go through Maddox's trash with me soon?" Yea, you are fucking hilarious. Anything else this "person" says means those same things, and if it doesn't you shouldn't listen anyways (I hear it's a girl). His other fans are the same way. They entertain eachother by making up new sex positions (for them and maddox) or by making up a story of how Maddox saved them from ninjas then raped them. These people really blow Maddox.........out of proportion. He really isn't that cool of a guy. Did you all see him on tech tv? He is just like all of you fans. He is a nerd. Of course it was pretty obvious before he appeared on T.V. Bragging about perfect grammer, and how he knows every computer language in exsistance aren't common traits of a normal guy. But back to making fun of his fans... they are so stupid. God just go to that maddox mania site and read the messgge board. I can guarentee you will be pissed off just by the sheer stupidity of Maddox's fans.
	I'm tired of writing. Go fuck a goat. 00000 My counters are still broken. Back to how much Maddox Fans suck...