Ran out of ideas...
				It's been a while since I've written an article because I developed cancer in January. Don't worry fans I'm not going to die. Non-fans, go ahead and send emails to me telling me you hope I die from it. That's real clever.. anyway I made this kickass godly rap on aim the other day and it has been a while since I posted an article so I'm putting it up. Move to some different site after reading it because I don't want the shit and piss shooting out of your mouth from my rap's awesomeness hitting this page. Thanks...
		For all you idiots out there who can't read fast, I wrote this nice and slow. And I made it nice and big for you all to read. My rap:
			yo yo My name is Fastman and I can't rap fo' shit I got a fake penis but my breasts are legit What I'm doing here isn't freestyle but it's a lot better than what's in 8 Mile Run over a Chinese person with my bike don't pick one, 'cause they all look alike Mah dick stings 'cause I need to pee that's a rap by Fastman from the state of MD yo yo biznochizles
				Holy shit, another white rapper! But this one is really awesome. Don't send me emails offering me record deals and whatever shits right now. I'm tired. Eminem just had a wet dream about my rap. 000,000,000 people just got served! ha ha yea. Back to how much I blow...