I hate the Olympics
		I know there is lots of shit on T.V. today, but this has to be the worst. Every four years it comes back with more competitors. Competitors ready to test your endurance. Personally, I can't endure more than one second of this disobliging program. I don't give a shit about who the best swimmer at a four hundred yard individual medley is, or who is best at gymnastics. I don't think anyone does. All these people shit their lives away practicing to win in these events for what? A chance at winning a medal? That's right, in case you didn't notice, you aren't famous. You don't have anything but a medal. I'm sure the only thing the people do with such a medal is show it off to family and friends. Yea, good job fuck face, you have the perfect life. Only one problem, that's all you get. When you could have been applying for a job at McDonalds (or anything else that is more productive than training for Olympics) you had to be pissing all that time away trying to make your dreams come true. Who would dream about being in the Olympics anyway?
	Seriously, every occupation is better than the Olympics. If your children ever went into the Olympics, you would probably be a very disappointed parent. At least when you work at Pizza Hut, twenty or more people might remember your name. You get these fancy name tags and everything. Well anyway, the Olympics suck and people that compete in the Olympics suck more. They have even created a Special Olympics. This is much more entertaining. Cripples running races and swimming is so much more enjoyable than watching normal people try their hardest to win and just get shit on as some other idiot wins. If you ever meet someone from the Olympics, take pity on them and tell them how they can change their lives. No, just punch them for me.
		000,000,064 people find the Olympics entertaining. Back to how much I suck... © 2003 by Fastman