I hate The Swan

I really hate this T.V. show. I never actually watched it, but when I heard about it, I was so pissed I chopped off the nearest person's head and made love to it. That's how mad I was. What a stupid idea for a show. No one should want to watch a bunch of ugly skanks get plastic surgery and then feel better about themselves. You should want to watch them get shot in their vaginas so they have to have sex with a bullet. The real reason this really pisses me off though is how the show is ruining our world. 'How?' you may ask? It tricks us men into dating a girl, who is really not hot, but actually ugly. That's right. You could be dating a girl who you think is a model when really on the inside she is an ugly fat old lady. They are tricking us. If you still aren't following me here, let me ask you something. Would you ever date this:

I don't think so. The only reason you would is if you thought you were getting this:

That is right, they are the same person. She can now trick any guy she wants into thinking she is hot, but on the inside she is just as ugly as an ugly thing. The real hot people are the ones in the background that the camera isn't focused on. They are hot on the inside and outside and everywhere else. With plastic surgery today, people can do anything. They could probably turn a goat (an ugly one) into (oh yea and it's a man goat too) a hot chick. Now let's look at something born hot with no plastic surgery at all!

You see? Just leave everything to mother nature and it will turn out great!

About no people just dumped their hot girlfriends because she might be a goat. Or worse, that lady from before. Back to how much I'm cold right now...