If you work for Websense, you aren't reading this
		That's right. If you work for Websense you aren't reading this at all. This is obviously true, because you have not banned my little web site yet. Surely my not funny and barely legible work of art is just as tasteless as my follower, Maddox. I mean come on. Writing about people that play a certain video game is just the opposite of [insert whatever the opposite of tasteless is here]. But wait! While I was pondering upon the toilet seat today working to get out a dorito I had eaten but just a few hours before, I realized that Websense has read my site and has laughed their asses off reading it. But then why didn't they ban it after they finished their sillyness? Simple. My best friend Jared must be the owner of websense!
	I know, I was suprised to. I had never even met Jared in my life before, so why would he think we were friends? Then it occured to me that I had never made fun of a fat person on my website. I canceled out this theory because I was sure I had before, but then I thought to myself 'What if Jared missed those pages?' It was all comming together. I was sure Jared banned Maddox because they had made fun of fat people at somepoint and Jared himself! But then, one final clue led me to discover it was Jared that owned Websense. The category that he placed Maddox's site was tasteless. Maddox had in an earlier article written about how much he hated Subway. Not agreeing with Maddox's taste, he placed the website in the tasteless category! Well Jared, I know we have only been friends for a short ammount of time, but it just isn't working out, for I too, dislike the taste of Subway. I should have told you sooner, but I didn't know you were my friend. In case you think that this is all a joke, I made an image for you to show how much I hate Subway:
	Thank god I censored my work so 10 year old children and old stinky ladies visiting my site can't figure out what I am saying about Subway. Even with these procautions though, I'm afraid you must shut down my website Jared, because I don't like Subway.
	A few people (and less now since Websense will soon ban me) wouldn't have come to the conclusion that my ex best friend Jared owns Websense. Back to how much Subway Sucks...