1. exigence,
n. same as exigency.
Thanks dictionary. I was wondering what exigence means, and you give me some bullshit answer like exigency. Why don't just go cut my balls off, because now I will have to look up another word. You could just put the same definition of exigency right there, or even better, not create such a stupid word. Why make a word, when another word all ready has the same meaning?
2. stopper knot
(not), a knot in a rope. used as a stopper.
Oh, good I'm glad we have this one, because I was really wondering the definition of a stopper knot. Let's just take this word out of the dictionary. No one will ever use it. Even if some genius makes a knot in a rope to stop something, would he really call it stopper knot? Hell no, he would explain that the knot stops something. He wouldn't even know it was a word in the first place. Forget what I just said. It is really two words. How the fuck did that happen?
3. nerval,
a. neural.
Need I say more?
4. disforest,
v.t.; disforested, pt., pp.; disforesting, ppr. 1. same as disaforest.
2. to clear (land) of timber or forest; to deforest.
Why? Why do we have this this word. Have you ever heared some stupid vegetarian tree-huggers say, "Don't disforest the rainforest!" Fuck no. They say something easier like, "Don't fuck our earth!" Naturalists are crazy though, and since they are the only ones that would use this word, it might as well not exist.
5. undull,
a. not dull. [Obs.]
It's so much of a hassal to say not dull, lets take away a letter and make it undull. What a dumbass idea. It still has two sylables. If you are as lazy as me, you would want to use an antonym like bright. Bright has only one sylable, which makes it much better.
6. cameline,
n. a plant belonging to the genus Camelina
This plant should be destroyed immediatly. No one cares about it. If you took it out of the dictionary, no one would even notice. I mean really, a plant? They should make a plantionary full of plant vocabulary. Then we could burn all of the plantionaries in a big fire. Plants suck.
7. Dictionary,
n. ; pl. dictionaries, [ML. dictionarium, from L. dictio, a saying, from dicere, to speak.]
1. a book containing the words of a language arranged in alphabetical order, with definitions, etymologies, pronounciations and other information; a lexicon.
2. a book of alphabetically listed words with their language with their equivalents in another language; as, a Spanish-English dictionary.
**3.** A useless book full of words that shouldn't exist, in alphabetical order.
The word dictionary is actually in the dictionary. Good, because we really need to know what it is, since we have it right in front of us. I don't think so. Really, who needs a dictionary. The vocabulary you have now will be your vocabulary for the rest of your life.
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