Fatmish.com has compiled for its lucky visitors the most complete set of Morrissey quotes and lyrics on the net- and it is entirely possible to use this as some kind of bible. I wouldn't recommend doing so, but certainly these are the words of one of the most astute and insightful social commentators ever. If you disagree with him on anything, then start thinking "what's wrong with me?" Morrissey on...

Life:

What difference does it make?
It makes none.

Why pamper life's complexity,
when the leather runs smooth on the passenger's seat

What a terrible mess I've made of my life

Lonliness:

Life is very long...
... when you're lonely

When you laugh at people,
who are so very lonely,
well I'm afraid,
it doesn't make me smile

Is it wrong to want to live alone?

Contemplating Suicide:


Young bones groan,
and the rocks below say,
"throw your skinny body down, son"

When you laugh at people,
who are so very lonely,
their only desire is to die

Up on the sand upon the bay,
there is a quick and easy way you say,
before I indicate I want to stay

Murder:

Take me to the Moor,
dig me a shallow grave,
and I'll lay down

Sweetness, sweatness, I was only joking when I said,
By right you should be bludgeoned in your bed

Sweetness, sweatness, I was only joking when I said,
I'd like to, smash every tooth in your head

Socialising:

I've seen you smile,
But I've never really heard you laugh
So who is rich and who is poor I cannot say


Take me out tonight,
Take me anywhere, I don't care,
I don't care, I don't care

Tak me out tonight,
'cos I want to see people and I want to see life

There's a club if you'd like to go,
you could meet somebody,
who really loves you,
so you go and you stand on your own,
and you leave on your own,
and you go home and you cry,
and you want to die


Asking out girls and success with girls:

In the darkened underpass,
I thought "Oh God my chance has come at last"
and then a strange fear hit me,
and I just couldn't ask

You have destroyed my flower-like life

Under the iron bridge we kissed...
... although I ended up with sore lips

I've never had noone ever

Gay Urges:

William, William it was really nothing

Its gruesome, that someone so handsome should care

A boy in the bush,
is worth two in the hand
I think I can help you get through your exams

Oh, you handsome devil

Vegetarianism:

That flesh you so fancifully fry...
It's boiling blood...
IT IS MURDER

"Its seen as some kind of effeminate thing- is it effeminate to care about animals? Is that a weak trait?"

The 80s and Manchester:

From the ice age,
to the dole age

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town,
this town has dragged you down

"The day someone decides to shoot our dear Prime Minister (Thatcher) will be a great one. Someone HAS to do it eventually. Perhaps it will be me..."

On the Brighton bomb, "The only tragedy is that Thatcher survived. Johnny (marr) and I considered having a whipround for them (the IRA) to have another go"

Lonely Adolescants:


"They (the Smiths detractors) see our songs as soundtracks for 17 year olds locked in their bedrooms complaining of lack of sex- but their desires matter too."

Take me out tonight- because I want to see people and I want to see life

Shyness / Coyness:


Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you,
from doing all the things in life you'd like to

Coyness is nice, but coyness can stop you,
from saying all the things in life you'd like to

I am the son, and the heir,
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

I've never had a job becuase I'm too shy

Despiration:


Please, please, please let me get what I want this time-
Lord knows it would be the first time

I know its over,
yet still I cling,
I don't know where else I can go

Take me anywhere, I don't care,
I don't care, I don't care

Last night I dreamed,
that somebody loved me

Religion:

The church will snatch your money

Vicar in a tutu

I was minding my business,
lifting some lead off,
the roof of the Holy Name Church

The church all they want is your money

Nostalgia:

I would love to go back to the old house

Back at the old grey school...
I would win and you would lose

As merry as the days are long,
I was right and you were wrong

Sex:

Fifteen minutes with you,
well... I wouldn't say no

In your room,
who will swallow whom?

What she asked of me at the end of the day,
Caligula would have blushed

Drugs:

As some 9-year-old tough peddles drugs,
I swear to God,
I swear I never even knew what drugs were

"Heroin is filthy stuff, and that so many people happily pump themselves with it is a source of permanant amazment to me," Morrissey, shortly before sacking bassist Andy Rourke for heroin abuse

Creative Writing:

I never realised that you wrote poetry,
I never realsied you wrote such bloody awful poetry

If you must write prose or poems,
the words you use should be your own,
don't plagerise or take "on loan"

Dreams/ Ambition:

Havn't had a dream in a long time

I want to go down in musical/ celluloid histroy

Dreams have a knack,
of just not coming true

Being a "loser":

See the life I've had,
could make a good man turn bad

You've got everything now,
and what a terrible mess I've made of my life

Please let me get what I want,
Lord knows it would be the firse time

Jealousy:

Two lovers entwined,
pass me by,
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

Sir leads the troops,
jealous of youth

We hate it when our friends become successful...
it could have been me, it should have been me

Luck:

See the luck I've had,
Could make a good man turn bad

See I know my luck too well,
And I'll probably never see you again

Nature:

Nature is a language:
can't you read

I could have been wild and I could have been free,
but nature played this trick on me!

Kindness:


Its so easy to laugh, so easy to hate-
it takes guts to be gentle and kind

Johnny Marr:

"Iam very dedicated to him, to the point of love... I am very defensive of our relationship because some things have to be shielded"


Morrissey On...

Death:


All those people, all those lives-
where are they now?
woth love and hate, and passions just as mine
they were born-
and then they lived,and then they died.
seems so unfair,
I want to cry

I just might die,
with a smile on my face,
after all

And if a double decker bus,
crashes into us,
to die by your side,
well the pleasure, the privelage is mine

Work:

If you must go to work tomorrow,
and if I were you I wouldn't bother,
for there are brighter sides to life,
and I should know because i've seen them...
... but not very often

Oh i've never had a job
because I've never wanted one

Frankly, mr Shankly,
this position I've held,
it pays my way
but it corrodes my soul

School:

Throw your homework onto the fire,
go out and find the one that you love and who loves you

Jealous of youth,
same old suit since 1962

Belligerant ghouls,
run Manchester schools

Fame:

Fame, fame, fatal fame,
it can play hideous tricks on the brain,
yet still I'd rather be famous that righteous or holy,
anyday, anyday, anyday

All I ever wanted from life was to be famous

Love:

Love is just a Miserable Lie

And if a double decker bus,
crashes into us,
to die by your side,
well the pleasure, the privelage is mine

If it's not love then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb,the bomb, that will bring us together

I am human and I need to be loved,
Just like everybody else does

Hand in glove,
the sun shines out of our behinds,
no its not like any other love,
this one is different,
because its ours

Go out and find the one that you love,
and who loves you

I'm trying to meet the one I love,
so please don;t stand in my way

Literature:

Keats and Yeats are on your side,
but you lose,
'cos Wilde is on mine

Then produce a text from whence was writ,
some dizzy whore 1804

"Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn"

There is more to life than books...
but not much more

Marriage:

Would you like to marry me,
and If you like you can buy the ring

I Will Never Marry


Child Abuse:

Its time the tale were told,
of how you took a child,
and you made him old

Unruly boys,
who will not grow up must be taken in hand...
a crack on the head,
is what you get for asking,
and a crack on the head,
is what you get for NOT asking

Alcohol
:

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour,
but heaven knows I'm miserable now

Oh, so I drank one,
and I drank more
and when I fell to the floor...
... I drank more

The pub which wrecks your body


Music
:

Hang the blessed DJ,
cos the music that they constantly play,
it says nothing to me about my life,
hang the blessed DJ

You thought if you owned a guitAR,
That it made you a protest singAR

I want to go down in musical history


Philosophy:

Does the body rule the mind,
or does the mind rule the body?
I don't know.

Every day you must say:
so how do I feel about my life?


History
:

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt,
as the flames rose to her Roman nose and her walkman started to melt

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt,
as the flames rose to her Roman nose and her hearing aid started to melt

What she asks of me at the end of the day,
Caligula would have blushed

Poltics
:

There are some bad people on the right

I've been dreaming of a time when,
the English are sick to death of Labour and Tories,
and spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell

Love and war and poverty...oaoaoaoao
these are the things that kill me

On his declining interest in football... "If it was Mr. Blair's head they were kicking around, then I'd be enthralled"


Patriotism
:

I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving,
England is mine and it owes me a living

Irish blood, English heart,
this I'm made of

The Monarchy
:

I'd like to drop my trousers to the queen:
any sensible child will know what this means.
The poor and the needy, are selfish and greedy,
on her terms

Her very lowness with her head in a sling,
I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing

So I checked all the registered historical facts,
and I was shocked and ashamed to discover,
how I'm the 18th pale descendant,
of some old queen or other

Appearances
:

Some girls are bigger than others

How can you stay with the fat girl...

Oh, you handsome devil

Its gruesome,
that someone so handsome should care

Pretty girls make graves

Trust
:

How can you look into my eyes and still you don't believe me?

If you don't believe me now, will you ever believe me?

Ask me,
I won't say no,
How could I?

Summer:


A dreaded sunny day,
so I'll meet you at the Cemetry gates

Spending warm summer days, indoors,
writing frightning verse,
to a booktoother girl in Luxemburg


Lust:

Give in to lust, give in to lust
we'll soon be dust

You ask for the time,
But I sense something more

He killed a policeman when he was 13...
and somehow this REALLY impressed me

His heroes:
(primarily Oscar Wilde, James Dean and the NY Dolls)

"I'm very interested in what emerges from the bruises of torture... what people are capable of in extremes. People who achieve significant things artistically after persistant public floggings (suerly Morrissey sees himself in this way?- RS) and after having doors slammed in their faces, and come out on top and smiling"