Its been sme time since the last Fat Mish, and so the mishketeers have been busy looking for other ways to amuse themselves. Along the way, we made some videos, and here's the results...
First of all, the mishketeers were offered a career as wildlife documentary makers, showing many of the raunchier creatures which rarely feature on 'Wildlife on one.' They made two wildlife documentaries, with the help of acclaimed director Peter "David Attenborough" Cribley. The first explains the lust felt by Johnny's mum towards anything else with a penis. The other explains how tampons survive in the wild. They're both informative and fun.
Rob and Liz Sex Tape ------------------- Tampon Documentary
The mishketeers also like to dabble in scientific experimentation, and their career as scientists which followed their loss of interest in the kingdom of animals led to several groundbreaking discoveries. Most importantly, the mishketeers discovered that cigarettes give you a rush if you smoke them upside down, and so found the perfect tree, so that they could hang upside down easily whilst enjoying 'super gravity biffs.' Here's the videos.
Jay Hang --------------- Johnny Hang -------------- Rob Hang
The mishketeers also see fault in the music industary, specifically the low quality of their music videos. Of course, this needed to be put right and so having humiliated most of the scientific community with their sheer ingenuity, they begun their quest to reinvent the way music videos were made, which lead to re-releases of Hansen's 'Mmm Bop,' and another classic, Kanye West's 'Touch The Sky.'
Touch The Sky Video ----------------- Mmm Bop
The mishketeers then begun their careers as international explorers, and this footage shows Rob and Johnny fashionning a zip wire out of a skipping rope in order to cross a dangerous revine filled with crocodiles, and sharks, sliding from one tree to another.
Rob Zip Wire ---------------- Johnny Zip Wire
After all this, the mishketeers got bored. And so Johnny and Jay decided to follow Rob's mum with a camera one day when she went to work. Here's what happened...
Sue's work