Mish (noun) To Mish
A mish is a long and pointless journey to a far away and pointless destination by public transport (normally bus) however, local trains can be used under the following conditions; 1) If the last public bus has already left.
2) If the mishers do not stay on the train for more than 30 minutes.
3) If the train is part of a local service and is as cheap as possible. ('Bunking' trains does not count as a breach of rules.)
A fat mish is a mish so ambitous and flamboyant that it is not covered simply by mish or alternatively a mish that is overnight, for example that of the famous Liverpool mishketeers to Leeds. Also, fat mishes are usually undertaken with a shoestring budget blatently insufficient to fund such a venture and thus 'luxuries' such as food and shelter have to be sacraficed for the greater good of completing the mish.
Each mish has certain (equally pointless) objectives, such as to smoke a Cuban cigar in Marford or post a letter in Nottingham, and all objectives must be completed if the ultimate feeling of ecstacy is to be felt and the mish is to be deemed completed successfully.
Somebody who partakes in mishing is a misher and somebody who has spent an insane amount of money and time mishing and started their own mishing circuit is called a mishketeer, usually at the cost of their own sanity. There are currently only 3 mishketeers in the world and 1 misher but the increasing worldwide popularity of mishing has led to a number of enquiries being made regarding setting up seperate mishing circuits and it is inevitable that it will eventually catch on to become a worldwide phenomenon.
Mishing is on a par with sex as the greatest thing ever and mishes where sex is a byproduct are the best thing ever.
Mishing is not a hobby. It is a way of life. Like communism- for all the Liverpool mishketeers are communists- it's not just an idea, it's something you must eat, sleep and breathe. You must meticulously plan each mish and choose each location carefully and then brag to girls who will sleep with you. You must put the well-being of the group before your own personal interests. You must subordinate yourself to the good of the mishing community, any selfish desires must be quashed.
Some people will tell you mishes are stupid. They are wrong. People who think that mishing is stupid are wankers, like Alex Cleator who continually warn the mishketeers that they are endangering themselves, only for them to complete each mish so far successfully.
Long live mishing!