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The Next Big Thing!

Article by Geoffrey Ho

This is collection of pictures of the latest star to join the Hollywood Galaxy! Hamster Lenith, a.k.a. Hammy Potter was in town today for the opening of his new "Cage", which is as everyone knows, the most hip way to express in a most bourgeosie way, how even a Theatre as it were is restrained by the boundaries of society and the powers that be.

Young Hammy Potter

It was our great fortune to catch this vibrant young star, just as he was on his way out of the Cage. After hustling him back into the Cage with promises of fresh Salad refreshments, we found out to our dismay that we were unable to carry out the afore-promised interview as the young star had somehow lost his voice in the course of the day.

Admiring the interior of his new "Cage".

Nevertheless fans, you will be most gratified to know that through frantic exchanging of hand gestures, we were able to discern that Lenith aka Hammy Potter has indeed consented to an appearance in what is to be his next blockbuster hit, "Hammy Potter and the Orders of  Kleenex". Trailers for this movie are expected to be released shortly.                                                                              -Routers.

Hammy Potter and the Orders of Kleenex.