1. The Fatalie staff are not hardcore Hanson fans... most of us have not listened to Hanson in a few years... do not say things like, "How do you call yourselves fans" because no one ever said we were.
2. Do not claim to know Natalie. In all honesty, we do not believe that for one second, and most of you end up saying things like "I live in Tulsa and I love Natalie." Well, newsflash... Natalie is from GEORGIA.
3. Do not call us psycho sick fucks. We already know this about ourselves and admit to it willingly.
4. Do not try and tell us that Natalie is not fat. We know that she is not. In case you missed the rolling scroll on the top left of the page... this site is a JOKE.
5. Do not ask us things like "Did you think you were going to marry Taylor?" None of us really desire to be married to him, and none of us would even be presented the chance. We are well aware of this.
6. Do not tell us that we are the reason people don't like Hanson fans. No one said we were Hanson fans. You have no one to blame but yourself.

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Letters from our lovers...

Didn't your mother teach you manners when you were growing up? Do you have any of the basic human qualities, such as compassion or morality?

Tell me, where is the humor in publically defaming someone's character? Where's the humor in calling someone fat? Forget the fact that she *isn't* fat - even if she was, you are completely out of line.

What did Natalie do to deserve such harsh words?

Just because she married Taylor, you feel the need to make such a sickening website? Such sickening screen names? Why? Did you think Taylor was going to marry *you*?

Have you ever heard of a medical condition called an Eating Disorder?

How would like to be responsible for making this skinny girl think that she is fat? How would you like to be responsible for someone's death?

People die everyday from Eating Disorders. Because the media tells them that bones equal beauty. Or because their parents tell them that, or maybe just because a friend said it. I don't think anyone needs to hear that kind of demeaning talk from a complete and total stranger.

You are the reason people look down on Hanson fans.

You, my dear ring leader named NatalieIsFatalie, are the one that needs some sense smacked into you. If I could get to your house, believe me - I would not hesitate.

I fear for Natlie's well-being when I come across so-called "fans" like yourself.

Sincerely, --A *sane* Hanson fan

P.S. Don't worry, I don't expect you to realize, just from one email, what a sick person you are for doing this. But maybe, just maybe, if you get enough emails like this; it will one day dawn on you. All of you should be ashamed.

Dear Sane Hanson Fan,
My mother did not teach me manners. I was raised in a cowpen and that is where the hillbillies fed me each day.
I have never heard of an eating disorder. Oh wait... is that the thing where you can eat too much and balloon up like a gorilla? Oh yes... now I remember.
Well, whoever said bones equals beauty forgot to tell Natalie.
Thankyou for your lovely email. It is lovely people like yourself that make us work harder on the site!

Write back real soon!

Why the hell would you even make a site like this? Did u not get enough attention as a child...cuz ur obviously looking for attention. Seriously how old are you? I remember when i was like 10, i prolly would have made a dumbass site like this one. Not only is this offending to anyone of normal size, your already degrading an unborn baby (IF she's even pregnant) Sites like these could seriously hurt someone's feelings. Natalie is FAR from fat and if she's fat then i must be fat too! This is basically a pro anorexia site! How much do u guys weigh? Cuz i'm sure ur not all sticks! I really hope you re-think what ur putting on the internet. How would u like to be surfing the net and find a page about ur size and your baby? Have some dignity! I hope this site gets hacked!

~*~Shelby~*~

Dearest Shelby,
I am 16. How old are you? I weigh 314 pounds and contrary to your beliefs, I am a stick... a very wide one. You see, when God made sticks, he made them all different shapes and sizes. Natalie is a wide stick. You probably don't resemble a stick, though i sense a bit of twigage in your additude.
Who ever said those babies were ugly? How dare you put your predjudices on those beautiful children we have posted on the site. What kind of person are you?
And I do not know what kind of anorexic people you know, but certainly none of them look like our wide stick friend Nat. I suggest you stop looking for someone to blame.
Taylor is married. To a twig or to a monsterous lard ass I have no say in, but leave poor babies out of it.

Write back soon Shelbalicious!

You say that your site is a joke. Well, no one is laughing. Considering the average dress size in the USA is a 14, I think Natalie looks pretty damn good. She is by no means fat, or chubby, big-boned, or has jelly rolls.

*eating McDonald's does not make people fat. I eat there (staff discount of 50%) and i am a healthy 110lbs*

You say some of you are Hanson fans, some are not. Well, real fans wouldn't do this to them. Do you think Isaac, Zac or especially Taylor would enjoy having someone they love defamed like this?

Bones are not beautiful. Ask any guy if they like looking at anorexic girls, and they will say no. Go on, ask guys at random in a mall. I dare you. *Not that you'd tell me the truth*

I feel sorry for you people, having nothing better to do than sit around and lament over a love for Taylor Hanson that would never be.

Dear anonymous,
Boy is it cool that you work at McDonalds and get a 50% discount! Whoever said that Natalie being fat was unhealthy?
Did you know that 97.1 million Americans are obese?! And you are well on your way... you go girl! Now everyone knows Natalie's secret and some like you, are applying to even WORK at McDonalds to get 50% off. It doesn't get much better than that!
Personally, I am already obese. And I've heard many a time (especially from guys at the mall! Ah! Like for sure!) that my large ass is LUSCIOUS.
I'm sure that if I actually liked Taylor he would've wanted to marry me given the chance, since I so closely resemble Natalie, well weighing a sturdy 300 pounds and all.
Well, write us back soon anonymous with more great tips on how to win over Tay!

Dear BITCHS!

I just wanan let you know what ur doing to natalie is SO disrespectful, you dont even KNOW her!!!! what did she ever do to you?!?!?! okay she married the man she loved and u give her crap!??!?! What the hell. Dont be mean to her. Shes just a sweet little souther belle. Christ. you're site is so uncalled for and crude. It's really not cool. I am her best friend and i know for a fact that she doesn't deserve any of this....she can't help it if her husband is famous. Just leave her alone okay??

-Kate

Dear "Kate"

I am so glad that your spelling skill is as top notch as it is! How ever you did misspell southern belle. I believe the correct spelling is H-I-C-K.
It is strange that you are best friends with Natalie. Our sources have told us that she had eaten all of her friends!
I ask you this now; Did Natalie marry the man she loves? Or the money she loves?! I think you need to focus on the more important things in life. I'll tell you what I would like to know. Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose?
Write back soon "Kate"!

Ha, I went to your site just now (which was a complete waste of my time if i may add) and you seem to be very jealous. Are you that immature and naive to actually think that you'd ever have a chance with Taylor? You've probably never even met him. Seriously, you need to get a life and stop dreaming honey!

Dear Anonymous

I know what you mean. I am so jealous. I wish my booty could be as large and wonderful as Nat's. That way... maybe I would have Tay today, since he does seem to be a chubby chaser.
It's terrible that you wasted your time! You could've been doing more constructive things like calling other people you don't know naive and immature. Well, live and learn right?
I need to eat more butter and lard to grow my ass, and you need to carefully watch what you do with your time! Oh god. I feel better. Don't you?

Write again soon anonymous!