I, Eric Stoddard, dedicate this page to all the people who lack the ingenious ability to figure out how to enter our site.

If you have entered our page before this unnessisary link was added I am incredibly sorry. Forgive the rest of the world for their dissabilities. Or if you have never been to our page before, I will inform you that people found it difficult to click on an image half the size of the page, even when istructed so. You can only blame people who commited pathetic deeds in the past for the waste of your precious time in reading this.

To skip this incredibly annoying page, on the introduction page simply click the walrus. Use your brain, that is all I inquire. Thank you.
Finally enter our site