1. "Our responsiblity ends with child support."
2. "God is my co-pilot."
3. "You don't win friends with salad."
4. "Don't go there Kimosabie"
5. "Fat Camp doesn't practice sexuality, Fat Camp practices sensuality"
6. "No Fat chicks"
7. "Don't get caught with your Kang in your chicks mouth in front of your kids!"
8. "Daddy hits you because you cry"
9. "Taste the black sperm of my vengence"
10. " I came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass...And I'm almost out of beer!"
11. "she told me to cum but I was already there"
12. "Mom look at all the green beans...Oooopsies!!"
13. "I hate Jen!!"
14. "I'm not a Stinker I'm a Gentleman...and you're a Gentlewoman!"
15. "I got coke up my nose to drive away the snot"
16. "All the good ones are either dykes or mormons!!!"
17. "...And then I pulled out!!!"
18. "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
19. "Come for the pictures, stay for the gigantic penises!"
20. "If you ain't cowboy you ain't shit"
21. "I didn't pay $4000 to walk on dirt!"
22. "Tennis Anyone?"
23. "Thats like buying a pair or $35 dollar Jordache jeans just to ruin the next day"
24. "Wrangler butts drive me nuts"
25. "Yeah, she was pretty, pretty into me."
26. "They don't serve pitchers? That's like jesus saying he doesn't perform miracles"
27. "You gotta control the birth because you can't control the girth."
28. "Pussy"
C (Used innumerable times on Gr. 9 grad night just before a severe 5 minute pummeling following each one.)
"Former teacher does son."
Scruffs (Just like the man himself no one knows where it came from, all we know is that it's fucked up.)
"Nice black dick...."
Fat Matt (Said by Matt after staring at a black man urinate in THE REV parking lot. Certain portions of the quote had to be editted out.)
"Fuck you guys"
Stew (Said everytime Jody and Matt ask Stu to do anything.)
"Once you puke, you puke"
Stew (Stu using his excellent common sense to describe the workings of puke.)
"Let's kick it!"
C (let's kick it!)
"I'll have a double poon with cooze"
Ty Steele (later reports confirm that he actually did get his order, it was served by Steph)
"I ain't working with those Shits!"
Fat Matt (said upon hearing of the possabilty that he might have to volunteer with handicapped children during the Alberta Winter Games)
"I just make the stairs wet."
Stew (describing his mopping duty's as a janitor at his former high school)
"Of course we got in a fight, just look at Carl's fucked up nose."
Fat Matt (finally bringing to light the fact that C has a fucking weird nose, unfortunately for Carl it was in front of 3 beautiful girls) side note: Matt was not drunk.
"I have that Power... In this Hand."
Jode (to be read in a darth vader voice. answering the request of a man who just wanted access into the locked door. After realizing his humiltity he responded by digging a deeper hole.)
"You look so beautiful when your about to cum."
Jode (showing why he's the reigning MVP of fatcamp)
"Give her the beef "!
Stew ( his one and only historic remark in a movie theater that ignited the male
audience into ginormous laughter. The Blunt of the joke sisided on Kevin Bacon's penis )
"I don't even want to know who took the noose!"
Jode (Jode freaking out over the possiblilities of what could happen with a misplaced noose at large. His Jasper friends were excitedly entrigued at the prospective outcome.)
