| The bemused and beffudled page for the terminally bemused and befuddled @fatoldlucy |
| Hello and welcome to my little personal section of the internet, under careful instruction I have reached an astounding level of technolgical ability, and have at this point managed to create two whole separate text boxes, which i think we will all agree is quite some achievement for a fresh faced young laddie such as myself. I shall use this pages to reveal to you keen surfers the secrets of the universe, of space and time and of my special recipe for toast. Actually, that is too big a secret for me to divulging willy nilly where it could be discovered by a young child or a detective from Scotland Yard , but i can tell you that it involves a piece of bread and a toaster, from there you will have to use your imagination. |
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| It was during this investigation that i notice both starlets look almost exactly like legendary strongman Geoff Capes, so for your enjoyment and mine i have simply included two lovelylittle piccies of Geoff, thereby forcing you to use your imagination, which will be nice for a change. |
| I shall quite possibly embark on several self-righteous rants on politics and social issues, these will almost certainly be complete and utter garbage that i am only writing here because I feel that is my duty to have some kind of opinion of something, and because I think it is both big and clever, you can make up your own minds about that. I will almost certainly also wake up tommorow, which is a Tuesday, and realise that have written nothing but a lot of utter garbage, but by that stage i will have lost what little motivation and enthusiasm i now have, and my comments will go unaltered. |
| Even as i type this type i am tiring of typing (which for the record i do very slowly and with two fingers, one from each hand), and will stop in a minute, as it has struck me that im not big, im not clever and moreover im not even vaguely funny. I do try, but I think maybe im destined to write in depth investigations about bricks, or other products made from clay, like vases. Although before I leave I would like to voice my disgust as the pictures of young women that appear every time I open my own page (which i do from time to time to check that nobodies snuck into my house in the night and replaced all my witticisms with a large root vegetable, such as a turnip, or possibly a swede, i have a rootvegetablephobia). If I wanted to look at pictures of gorgeous young women id look at the illustration of fat old lucy on our page, or possibly checkout the countless other beatuies that one can find on the internet, such as the ones on Beevers personal pages. |
| While grinding my teeth at the afformentioned pictures of young ladies, i noticed a remarkabe resemblence between Britney Spears and Sarah Michelle Gellar, observe. |
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| A turnip of this size would feed a whole herd of giant turnip eating llamas, and would be a fair swop for all of my writing. |